Second paged

Referring to something as outdated or irrelevant that it would land on the second page of google.

This meme is so outdated, it's second paged.

This is so irrelevant, you'd find it on the second page of google!

by the7deadlymoods November 14, 2019

Friendship Page

The page on Facebook that shows all of your wall posts, mutual friends, common interests, etc. with another person.

Have you creeped Paul and Amy's friendship page lately? It's kinda adorable.

by Denim Lemon March 18, 2011

Christina page

the realist nigga. the cracker nigga.

omg I want to be a christina page

by Fatbittch May 15, 2016

The Yellow Pages

A worthless piece of paper. When it shows up in your door, it is a sign of impending doom. It can be used to throw at other people. (If they piss you off.)

Johny: The Yellow Pages showed up at my door. I think I'm gonna die soon.
Lamar: Aye ma homie. Wanna go get some watermelon qand eat it with Laquisha?
Waldo: (Throws The Yellow Pages at Lamar.) Aye, you aint find me. You be pissing me off!\

by Gandalf the Dark November 05, 2013

blank page

The thing everyone's scared of when starting a project (especially for artists). Usually, there will be artist's block upon seeing this page.

Jack has an assignment due, but he's scared of the blank page.

by nervous_wreak3 January 24, 2022

page raped

when the kid in front of you gets so bored, they go flip shit crazy, turn around and draw on your paper until you get an F.

Kid 1 : *sitting quietly doing work*

Kid 2: *turns around and draws all over kid 1's paper with pen.

Kid 1: " DUDE wtf!?!?!"

Teacher: *grabs paper and puts F on it*

Kid 3: Bro, you just got page raped.

by Nomnomnomimgonnaeatu September 09, 2011

Jack Page

To use social networking as a means to befriend a girl and get to know her thorugh online methods such as including plenty of love hearts and kisses at the end of every sentence. By doing this, one earns the trust to finally go in for the kill and marry the person and sustain an online relationship whilst never having to actually meet the person.

Wahey! You had a few mutual friends, added her, got to know her and within a few hours married her! Congratulations in pulling off a successful Jack Page :)

by queenelizabethsbarnet May 12, 2010