a) A male who spends more time on his appearance that that of a female (tans,eyebrows,hair,shopping etc.); who is more frequently at the gym than sleeping, one who cannot pass a mirror without looking at it and knows he good looking; who quite often thinks to himself “why am I so good looking”
b) The male in the group that gangsta leans while driving and being the obnoxious asshole that plays music at max volume with bass and typically is a ladies man and can mack on any women he chooses; many of these women will fall for te tools typical gestures of intrest. The tool also is very athletic and uses his muscles to get everything and anything he wants
c) A tool typically uses violence as a way to get everything he wants and generally does much to everyone’s dismay
d) Who makes sexual innuendos to women at all times and refers to himself as “THE MAN”; often says things that lack intelligence but the tool is actually very smart much to everyone’s surprise
e) Someone whose ego FAR exceeds his talent, intelligence, and likeability. But, of course, he is clueless regarding that fact. He erroneously thinks he is THE MAN!
b) The male in the group that gangsta leans while driving and being the obnoxious asshole that plays music at max volume with bass and typically is a ladies man and can mack on any women he chooses; many of these women will fall for te tools typical gestures of intrest. The tool also is very athletic and uses his muscles to get everything and anything he wants
c) A tool typically uses violence as a way to get everything he wants and generally does much to everyone’s dismay
d) Who makes sexual innuendos to women at all times and refers to himself as “THE MAN”; often says things that lack intelligence but the tool is actually very smart much to everyone’s surprise
e) Someone whose ego FAR exceeds his talent, intelligence, and likeability. But, of course, he is clueless regarding that fact. He erroneously thinks he is THE MAN!
by jayyyyy789 April 11, 2011
1. Anyone who calls someone a tool, is a tool. 2. Choir directors. 3. People with initials DEW. 4. Choir directors. 5. Guys who shave their head until it's ALMOST bald, but there's still some there. I mean, really? Just shave it all. 6. Choir directors.
by beauchanson June 15, 2011
Sean is such a tool, he's not going to Mike's birthday party because Lela invited him to some boring banquet crap.
by sleepinglegisannoying May 13, 2009
by J-man4758432 March 10, 2011
Someone who's a poser and hangs out with his poser friends and does poser stuff such as listening to Coldplay.
The aforementioned poser may also be constantly listening to music with his earbuds, and reply to you with one word when you attempt to make conversation.
The aforementioned poser may also be constantly listening to music with his earbuds, and reply to you with one word when you attempt to make conversation.
Alec: Hey man! You know that movie we watched in class? Pretty good movie, eh?
John: *takes out one earbud* Huh?
Alec: That movie we watched in class was pretty good, don't you think?
John: Yea. *puts earbud back in his ear*
Alec: Man, John is such a tool!
John: *takes out one earbud* Huh?
Alec: That movie we watched in class was pretty good, don't you think?
John: Yea. *puts earbud back in his ear*
Alec: Man, John is such a tool!
by TyroneDaPussyEater March 26, 2014
a tool is someone who others feel threatened by while in there presence. however this is not a physical threat but rather a mental threat. for instance a tool may attract attention from others who want it and it thus irritates them. thus that individual is labeled as a tool. another instance is one who tries to change his genre of lifestyle but those surrounding him reject it and label him as a tool. however a tool can also be a person who is very cocky or completely full of themselves which projects themselves as an annoyance.
man that kid just stole my attention...what a tool.
that kid wont shut up why wont he leave hes such a tool!
that kid wont shut up why wont he leave hes such a tool!
by acecon July 10, 2010
by laurianne2010 January 20, 2010