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Pond Protector

A Pond Protector is someone who obsessively protects a private or neighborhood pond. You will most likely see them spying on unrecongnised fishers or running a cars plates.
Person 1: That guy just kicked out another person from the pond!
Person 2: I know, hes such a pond protector.
by nolany April 12, 2023
mugGet the Pond Protectormug.

pond mao

a huge noob. biggest noob alive. needs to stop noobing so much and get friends.
dude... hes such a pond mao at world of warcraft
by nomnomnom319843201 May 31, 2010
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effluent pond

"damn son, that's a dam nice effluent pond
by ahmed6969 October 16, 2020
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the frog pond

A code name for a place older men go to "hangout" and have group sex. Men can be homosexual, bisexual, or simply heterosexuals experimenting with other men. Referred to as the frog pond so that not to cause suspicion with wives, friends, family, and others. Also see Lemon Party.
"Hey Larry, are you going to the frog pond later?"
"Yeah ;) , my wife thinks I'm going to a meeting. I heard someone is bringing an entire drum of lubrication"
by JiggyWiggy69 July 25, 2016
mugGet the the frog pondmug.

Log Pond

When a group of gay dudes (usually cav scouts) all take a shit in one toilet without flushing and leave it. All the semen and turds float on top making it look like a log pond at a mill.

-BlackKnight-
Aw damn, I have to clean the latrines?? They left a fucking log pond in there Sergeant!
by BlackKnight0814 January 8, 2022
mugGet the Log Pondmug.

Aunties Pond

At Aunties Pond he held my shaft and sprayed the plants
by Tora Hymen May 4, 2020
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Pond robber

A French person/someone who is learning French.
by GarlicBreadSoup June 29, 2022
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