by DAUCUS February 19, 2012
When you're holding it in, there will often be about 5-10 minutes where you really have to go, followed by another 5-10 minutes where the feeling seems to go away. This feeling is the calm before the storm, and you should take advantage of it and find a bathroom ASAP. Because when the feeling of having to go comes back, it's gonna be 10x worse.
Bob: Man, I really gotta go.
Joe: Okay then, I'll pull into this gas station.
Bob: Never mind, it's going away. I think I can hold it in longer.
Joe: No you can't, that's the calm before the storm. I don't want you pissing yourself in my car.
Joe: Okay then, I'll pull into this gas station.
Bob: Never mind, it's going away. I think I can hold it in longer.
Joe: No you can't, that's the calm before the storm. I don't want you pissing yourself in my car.
by ffffffffff November 15, 2006
A perfect way to determine if someone is a neckbeard that never leaves the house, without even having to look for the beard or fedora.
"I didn't need to see him, he had a Keep Calm and Chive On sticker on his car, I knew he wouldn't use deodorant."
by DiscreetGuest October 06, 2013
Suzie comes running in the bedroom and finds her husband Keith making passionate love to Sheryl. She starts to go ballistic yelling and screeming. Keith jumps to his feet and yells at her "enhance your calm".
by maka69 May 05, 2011
A saying commonly used by frequent visitors to the website the Chive. Chivers, as they're commonly referred to, are known for their worship of actor Bill Murray, pictures of cats, and soft pornography. Keep Calm Chive On is usually abbreviated to KCCO.
"Did you get your shirt from the Chive that says 'Keep Calm and Chive On' yet?
"No, because they're always fucking sold out."
"No, because they're always fucking sold out."
by Kiki X. Grammarstone July 17, 2013
by tylersexypants January 13, 2012
Phrase meaning to calm down. Made popular by a youtube video of a few people dubbing voices over a episode or collection of episode of X-Men featuring the Juggernaut
by weeksauce March 30, 2011