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Green

To epic fail, usually in a manner that lets someone down. Named after the infamous Goal-keeper blunder made by England's Robert Green in World Cup 2010 against the U.S.
Wow what a Green.

Way to go Bob Green.

Man you're looking Green today.

Way to pull a Green.
by Socca1927 June 28, 2010
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Green

Someone who's your green basically is like what oxygen is to humans, is like what sunlight is to plants, is like what water is to fishes, is like the blood in your veins. <3
"so how have you both been so far?"
"Man I cant tell, she's just like my entire green!! I love her like craayzy!!!!"
by Jim haplert November 9, 2020
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green

Punnish title indicating someone with a false authority on "slang".

Etymology: Jonathon Green, famous British lexicographer of slang, who says the Urban Dictionary is amateur hour for slang artists.
He thought he was a slang pro, but he was just green.
by nerfo May 5, 2011
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green

Tense1983's arch nemesis
Tense1983: green, what is your problem green, what is your problem? me say alone ramp!
by whenthathomebrewhits November 11, 2019
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Green

a word to describe someone that engages in hoe activities and is described as a hoe; usually used in the DMV to describe slutty females.
Greg: Aye, you know that girl Tasha from 52nd Ave?
Dean: Yeah moe , she green as shit.
by goddess.ri May 2, 2020
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Green

To be ignorant or too young to know much.
He's too green to know.
by Judge dredd7 February 14, 2012
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Green

A shady bitch a word kids use if there shady
by Calam bitch December 19, 2019
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