Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: They call me mister sucka right breast for three left shank accidents ๐: The First Juvenile Release...(Mr. Tits)....
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: They call me mister sucka right breast for three left shank accidents ๐: The First Juvenile Release...(Mr. Tits)....
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 27, 2025

Im so sorry. It wasnโt my fault. He framed me i swear. The only evidence was the photo THEY took. it didnโt prove anything. IM SO SORRY.
by ihavemixedopinionsonminorities April 16, 2022

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by InterpersonalCommunication February 19, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.>Accident Artistry Starts In 0.00 Nano seconds And Ends In 0 Seconds, Do Not COnfuse Return Of Investment, Monetary Wise & Time Lapses. Start Getting Into Accidents And Stop Looking For Advice On How To Get THem<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>Accident Artistry Starts In 0.00 Nano seconds And Ends In 0 Seconds, Do Not COnfuse Return Of Investment, Monetary Wise & Time Lapses. Start Getting Into Accidents And Stop Looking For Advice On How To Get THem<.7.9.7.6.>
by 456AtabavA343 June 5, 2025

(phrase)
Used to roast someone whose body, face, or general vibe looks like a catalog of unfortunate events. Suggests a person is so clumsily assembled or physically chaotic that their entire existence feels like the aftermath of a multi-car pileup, a bio-mechanical malfunction, or some kind of cosmic whoopsie.
Itโs not just ugly โ itโs structurally confusing, like something went wrong and no one ever fixed it.
Used to roast someone whose body, face, or general vibe looks like a catalog of unfortunate events. Suggests a person is so clumsily assembled or physically chaotic that their entire existence feels like the aftermath of a multi-car pileup, a bio-mechanical malfunction, or some kind of cosmic whoopsie.
Itโs not just ugly โ itโs structurally confusing, like something went wrong and no one ever fixed it.
โShe not ugly, but she built like an accident report โ multiple points of failure.โ
โข โWhy his knees face outward like that? Bro built like an accident report.โ
โข โFace giving โincident occurred at approximately 4:17PM.โโ
โข โThat fit plus that walk? Yeah, thatโs an OSHA violation. Built like an accident report.โ
โข โWhy his knees face outward like that? Bro built like an accident report.โ
โข โFace giving โincident occurred at approximately 4:17PM.โโ
โข โThat fit plus that walk? Yeah, thatโs an OSHA violation. Built like an accident report.โ
by Urban zai June 10, 2025

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian April 29, 2025
