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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: They call me mister sucka right breast for three left shank accidents ๐Ÿ: The First Juvenile Release...(Mr. Tits)....
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 27, 2025
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The Accident of 1993

Im so sorry. It wasnโ€™t my fault. He framed me i swear. The only evidence was the photo THEY took. it didnโ€™t prove anything. IM SO SORRY.
person 1: heard of the accident of 1993?
person 2: no..?
me: good.
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by 456AtabavA343 June 5, 2025
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Built like an accident report

(phrase)
Used to roast someone whose body, face, or general vibe looks like a catalog of unfortunate events. Suggests a person is so clumsily assembled or physically chaotic that their entire existence feels like the aftermath of a multi-car pileup, a bio-mechanical malfunction, or some kind of cosmic whoopsie.

Itโ€™s not just ugly โ€” itโ€™s structurally confusing, like something went wrong and no one ever fixed it.
โ€œShe not ugly, but she built like an accident report โ€” multiple points of failure.โ€
โ€ข โ€œWhy his knees face outward like that? Bro built like an accident report.โ€
โ€ข โ€œFace giving โ€˜incident occurred at approximately 4:17PM.โ€™โ€
โ€ข โ€œThat fit plus that walk? Yeah, thatโ€™s an OSHA violation. Built like an accident report.โ€
by Urban zai June 10, 2025
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Accident

You.
Mom: " You're a accident Billy, you faggot"
by An Accident May 8, 2017
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