Stoned

When you've committed sinful crimes in 180 B.C and the people would pelt you with rocks until you died.

Judge: Guilty. You've been sentenced to be stoned.
Prisoner: oh damn sweet
The Chosen Few: *readys rocks*
Prisoner: oh shit i thought you meant the other kind of stoned like when you get h-
*gets pelted with rocks until his corpse is riddled with bruises*

by You sad human March 20, 2019

Stoned

when your at a state of high from weed where you’ve never been smarter

“Do you remember when we were so stoned that’s we started evaluating theories about aliens?”

by bananagram8 April 01, 2022

Stoned

Drunk as fuck! Probably on crack or some shit. Pretty high though, maybe a few drinks.

I was so stoned last night

by KermitZeeFrog June 27, 2018

stoned

Being "stoned" is a state of altered awareness caused by some drugs. It is a side-effect of the drug: The primary reason a person takes the drug is to become "high," to be in a pleasurable state of being; when the high wears off, the person is left feeling stoned. Eventually the feeling of being stoned wears off and the person’s regular state of awareness resumes.
For some people, being stoned is a pleasant state; others people find it unpleasant.

"That morning Harry had waked and baked, then had hit the bong hard all day long, and now as twilight set in he was fully and righteously stoned off his ass."

by Rudgence Lindstrich March 05, 2015

Stoned

When millions of people throw stones at you and your body then adsorbs them

“I got so stoned last night. The kind where people throw stones at you.”

by UrbanJohn07 May 24, 2018

Stone

Stone is probably one of the nicest people you will ever meet who always puts other people first. Very competitive, and typically has a chode.

That guy is such a stone

by William Haze June 19, 2022

Stone

A stone is a natural material. It's often grey and hard. The humans in the stoneage used stones to build tools.
But I've got a guestion: Why tf did you searched for "Stone" in the Urban dictionary.

author: haha lol, this dude searched for stone.
Dude: haha lol, this author wrote literally the entry for stone in this dictionary

by LordLaberstein August 04, 2021