October 22

Only the uglies guys are born in this day, they usually have perms and try to act gangsters and they’re probably players

Her: ew!
Him: what?
Her: your born in October 22🤢
Him: ok and?
Her: you have a perm your ugly and your a player? Haha imagine

by Corneille November 11, 2020

October 22

National CAPS LOCK DAY!!!
USE ALL CAPS TODAY
(has nothing to do with the capitols)

IT'S OCTOBER 22 HAPPY CAPS LOCK DAY BRUH

by saskenarutosakuraLOVE October 21, 2019

october 22

NATIONAL FART DAY
the day you can rip ass with out ANY judgement!

october 22

"hey big sexy it's national rip ass day!" *toots*

by bigsexy69696969 October 21, 2019

October 22

National wipe your ass and throw the toilet paper at a girl day

Mmm yeah it’s October 22 time to throw dirty toilet paper at some hoes

by Smexy Irish Bot October 21, 2019

October 22

National no balls day. Whatever your girlfriend tells you to do if she says no balls you have to do it

1: hey it's October 22nd you know what that means
2: no balls you won't go kiss her
1: only because it's October 22nd

by 242424242424242424 October 21, 2019

October 22

Today is National hold your gf/bf's hand day. so dont be shy and hold there hand.

*girl and boy sitting together*
boy: *grabbs girls hand*
girl: why are you holding my hand?
boy: its October 22nd

by thegoat.13 October 21, 2023

October 22

Slap the kid who skipped school yesterday day. You can slap the midget looser who skipped school yesterday as much as you want without getting in trouble.

Ky:”why is everyone slapping me”
Everyone:”because It’s October 22 and you are a midget looser who missed school yesterday”

by Slangboi October 21, 2019