NUMPTY

Someone who is as numb as the day is long. When said person makes a stupid error no one else would ever do, or admit to anyway.

"You Numpty" you've just run over the cat!. The shear numptyness of the man was unbelievable.

by jill harrison November 2, 2006

Numpty

Known throughout Essex as "A Morgan"

I'll just have to bin and grear it
Having a laugh at my suspense

by Matt June 14, 2004

Numpty

An excellent beer (OG1044 4.2% abv)brewed at the microbrewery of The Ram’s Head, Wakefield Road, Sowerby Bridge, West Yorkshire HX6 2AZ.
Have too many and you turn into one....

glug.... burp..........

by Ian Hamer November 27, 2003

Numpti Tard

1. A person possessed of exceedingly stupid opinions.

2. A person who uses wild gesticulations of the hands and arms to explain an exceedingly stupid idea.

3. A person who displays distain for the attributes of others whale simultaneously displaying exceedingly stupid attributes of their own.

"He is a numpti tard"

by Word hermit September 10, 2011

numpty head

An individual whos head is so confused they are forever making mistakes. A polite way of calling somone a dick head!

Why have you come out of the house with no trousers on you numpty head!

by nutman17 May 24, 2007

numpty bird

Girl that has not mstered the art of walking even at the age of fifteen.
the in-ability to string an inteligent sentance together.

Alanna of the Lee clan is a numpty bird

by Uncle Andy Kiely February 12, 2007

Numpty Head

A silly person

He's a pure numpty head !

by buzzzwords January 20, 2021