Numpty

I'll just have to bin and grear it
Having a laugh at my suspense
by Matt June 14, 2004
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NUMPTY

Someone who is as numb as the day is long. When said person makes a stupid error no one else would ever do, or admit to anyway.
"You Numpty" you've just run over the cat!. The shear numptyness of the man was unbelievable.
by jill harrison November 02, 2006
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Numpty

An excellent beer (OG1044 4.2% abv)brewed at the microbrewery of The Ram’s Head, Wakefield Road, Sowerby Bridge, West Yorkshire HX6 2AZ.
Have too many and you turn into one....
glug.... burp..........
by Ian Hamer November 27, 2003
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Numpti Tard

1. A person possessed of exceedingly stupid opinions.

2. A person who uses wild gesticulations of the hands and arms to explain an exceedingly stupid idea.

3. A person who displays distain for the attributes of others whale simultaneously displaying exceedingly stupid attributes of their own.
"He is a numpti tard"
by Word hermit September 10, 2011
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numpty head

An individual whos head is so confused they are forever making mistakes. A polite way of calling somone a dick head!
Why have you come out of the house with no trousers on you numpty head!
by nutman17 May 09, 2007
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numpty bird

Girl that has not mstered the art of walking even at the age of fifteen.
the in-ability to string an inteligent sentance together.
Alanna of the Lee clan is a numpty bird
by Uncle Andy Kiely February 10, 2007
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Numpty Head

He's a pure numpty head !
by buzzzwords January 20, 2021
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