penis

a bong schlong used to make babies or for pleasure. used for peeing and to stick in people

GF: babe can i jerk your penis off?
BF: no thats my bong schlong and only used for peeing.

GF: but u jerk off ??
BF: shut yo bitch ass up only i can touch it

by bong schlonger March 3, 2022

Penis

The largest part of my body.

Suck my penis.

by hshsjsjjsjsjjsjspenis April 30, 2021

penis

a long meaty stick

Chris: Hey mate, have you subscribed to Versinul on youtube?
John: Nah, never heard of him.
Chris: You clearly don't have a long meaty stick you cunt.
John: I have a fat penis you hairy fucker.

by the big bum December 9, 2020

Penis

The thing in the middle bottom of your body that produces cum

Did you see that Penis it was so large and juicy

by oh no i didnt mean that March 3, 2022

Penis

A man genatalia

I like penis

by izikeil July 12, 2021

Penis

The genitalia of a male

I like Mitchell's penis

by Jmerthegamer01 June 30, 2022

penis

the word 6th grade boys yell while running down the halls in school thinking it's the funniest thing ever

*hallways silent*

mark: PENIS!!!

by Ren the Great And Powerful October 28, 2020