noob

A word used by nerds or dorks to describe someone they think is a nerd or a dork, thus being the subject of such irony, I cannot even begin to describe it.
"what a noob."
"i know, he is such a dork"

"they are such dorks for calling people noobs."
"ohhh the irony."
by Scarlet Joehanson November 03, 2007
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Someone new to something most commonly used with video games.
noobs spell noob like-newb or nub
poeple who are good spell it-noob or n00b
lets go pwn some noobs guys
the noob tried to cheat and got his sorry ass kicked off
stupid noobies
by V-master February 26, 2007
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New spelling of teh word newbie by hill
by Bearded Frog April 04, 2005
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Noob

In Science, a noob is an unexperienced or new player to a game, respectively. It has been scientificly proven that Obama is a noob.

In Maths, a noob is a 45 degree angle. Using mathematics, we can see the angle is actually a noob, because it is "nooby". Euclid defines a noob angle as the inclination to each other, in a noob, of two lines which meet each other, and do not lie straight with respect to each noob. According to Proclus a noob angle must be either a quality or a quantity, or a relationship. The first concept was used by Eudemus, who regarded a noob angle as a deviation from a straight line; the second by Carpus of Antioch, who regarded it as the interval or space between the intersecting noobs; Euclid adopted the third concept, although his definitions of noob, nooby, and neeb angles are certainly nooby.

In Computers, a noob is a loser that begs for stuff and sucks at the game, usually the lowest level or whatever. It has been proven that Halo is for noobs.
noob: 0l\/g l(4l\l 1 h4v 5l_lm phr33 st00f pl0wx!?!
player: no noob
noob: 0fl\l\g n0013
player: sthu noob
noob: h4><!!
by l\l0013s ahahaah June 05, 2009
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term used by 12-year-olds when somebody doesen't like them.
Person 1: can i join u
Person 2: No, sorry.
Person 1: OMG NOOOOOOOOOOOOOB!!!1oneoneelevennoob

(actual habbo hotel quote).
by bleeding nose May 26, 2007
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Anybody who seriously uses this word is a loser, and a nerd.
Jack: gtfo you noob
Jill: *no comment*
by Anonynynynynymous December 06, 2007
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..NoOb..

A hot and sexy bmgo player
by ..NoOb.. April 22, 2021
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