We ran out of vodka, so we had to use the last resort, so we went to the medicine cabinet and got out the Rubbing Alcohol
by TheeScribe April 30, 2020

To masturbate with a sock.
by Kizzygoth October 3, 2007

When you smear cookie crumbs / cookie dough all over your bulging cock and either stroke it or put it in your best homie.
“Damn, I just had the best cookie rub session of my life, my homie loved his hole being filled with cookie dough.
by rinlovesstrokingit January 27, 2023

When you masturbate as quick as possible by stroking your hand furiously and watching the porno two times the speed. You should be able to finish within 30 seconds.
by NotoriousGWN July 17, 2016

by hoobie wan October 4, 2014

term referring to the unwanted rubbing of your shoulders/arms at the workplace. This act is usually performed by the plant manager and occasionally by the maintenance man. The rub occurs from the back when the victim is not expecting it. The workplace rub can can be countered with the Workplace Rub Square Up.
Zach: I see you fell victim to the Workplace Rub hahaha
Donnell: Yeah he got me from the back and I didnt have time to square up.
Donnell: Yeah he got me from the back and I didnt have time to square up.
by The Denier February 18, 2010

by ppppppppppppppppppppplahscacca May 10, 2016
