Invitation to Nato

Well, no, it was that.

Hym "It was the invitation to Nato that started the Ukraine war... Wonder who did that... Right? I'm pretty sure I'm remembering that right, like... There was a treaty that Ukraine couldn't join Nato because it would allow enemy nations to position bombs close to Russia... I'm pretty sure I'm getting this from a YouTube podcast guest who was like explaining the conflict... Yeah... I mean, if I'm wrong then YouTube is spreading dangerous misinformation and they need to be imprisoned for doing that. Probably in Guantanimo... IMPRISON THEM ALL! YOUTUBER GULAG NOW!"

by Hym Iam September 6, 2024

got invite

Phrase used when your mates dog it and don't invite you to a particular event, inclusive of even family dinners and all other outings ( got fucking invite is a popular variation )

Person 1: I went out to the new Thai place past night
Person 2 : got invite
Person1 : it was a family thing ....
Person 2 : family thing that I didn't get invite too

by jamespiggott December 27, 2015

dry inviting

Inviting friends to hang out, but never letting them know your not joing to your own plans.

Davy is always "dry inviting" , he's not really trying to kick it.

by Buckmaster44 July 26, 2023

American invitation

When someone invites you to "Come over any time" without actually expecting you to do it.

When Bob texted Ned to find out what time to come, Ned suddenly became unresponsive and Bob realized that he had fallen for yet another American invitation.

by Spud770 April 25, 2023

your not invited to my birthday party

the worst insult ever

your not invited to my birthday party said the annoying ass shithead

by a person who breathes oxygen June 2, 2023

Nice of the princess to invite us over for a picnic, eh, Luigi?

Something you say when you're walking to a picnic with your brother.

Person 1: *laughs evily*

Person 2: "Nice of the princess to invite us over for a picnic, eh, Luigi?

Person 3: "I hope she made lot'sa spaghetti!"

Person 2: "Luigi, look, it's from Bowser! "Dear pesky plumbers, The Koopalings and I have taken over the Mushroom Kingdom! The princess is now a permanent guest at one of my seven Koopa Hotels! I dare you to find her if you can!" We gotta find the princess!"

Person 3: "And YOU gotta help us!"

Person 2: "If you need instructions on how to get through the hotels, check out the enclosed instruction book."

by SANS UNDERTALE REAL (NO FAKE) February 19, 2024

Invitation Party

A party hosted by HIV+ individuals with the intention of infecting other individuals with the virus. These parties are usually attended by individuals who feel as though contracting the virus is inevitable, so they might as well get it now.

"What are you doing Saturday night?"
"I'm going to an invitation party."
"What? Make sure to use a condom!"
"No man, I'm gonna get HIV anyways, might as well do it now."

by safesexinnola September 12, 2009