nerf

"No repercussions fuck"

The type of relationship you want with a sexual partner you're never going to see again.

Rick: Hey man, would you do Paris Hilton?
Jake: Man that bitch is nasty. But I'd probably still nerf her.

by gaf2011 June 19, 2008

nerf

Cross between a waif and a nerd. Totally sexy.

When Kati puts her glasses on, she's a total nerf. I would love to make nerf babies with her.

by bumdharma July 30, 2013

nerf

The state of being so frustrated by ineptitude in the office that one wishes to stuff a nerf football down the offender's throat to end the frustration.

God DAMN it! My boss has no idea what this project is all about, I just feel so damn....nerf!

by thecorsair June 11, 2009

nerf

verb: used in the off road community. to bump, or tap another vehicle. can also be used sexually.

"haha, i just nerfed the bumper on your truck brah"

dude 1: "remember that chick Ashley from that party last night?"
dude 2: "The one with the big tits?"
dude 3: "yahh, I nerfed her with my dick...or cock!"

by tacofab November 22, 2009

Dutty Nerf

Someone who DOESNT know what a 'Dutty Nerf' is.

Frankie: Your a dutty nerf
Tom: Whats a dutty nerf?
Frankie: Someone who doesnt know what a dutty nerf is.
Tom: But now i know what it is
Frankie: yes, and now your not a dutty nerf.
Tom: but mike is a dutty nerf?
Frankie: yes, mike is a dutty nerf.

by FrazyMay69 March 25, 2011

nerf herder

A girl who has a lot of guys persuing her. Female version of a "mack-daddy"

"Man, that chick is suck a nerf herder! Nobody can get with her!"

by Rippleffect September 2, 2003

Nerf

To fall over and not break anything; to be soft and squishy; unable to break objects

Katie pulled a nerf. Did you see Katie take that nerf dive earlier? OMG, look at that nerfaholic! Did you see, that kid just got nerf-a-fied!?

by Pink Nerf October 15, 2008