Narwhal

Its only the best animal alive!!! Its a f'ing whale thingy with a 10 foot unicorn horn && yes they are real! They are the most Bamf creatures ever created!

Stupid Guy: Dude what is that?
Cool Person: It's a Narwhal! Duhh! They are BAMF!

by iShey July 29, 2009

Narwahl

A large mammal that lives in northern waters, and has a large horn, affixed to its head. Also known as the unicorn of the sea. Is used to refer to a person from a northern country, with large genitals.

includes, Scotish, Canadian, Swedish, and Russian's

Wow that guy is such a narwahl" "Do you think he'll let me see his narwahl?

by Nor-Boy January 10, 2011

Norwalk

Contrary to what most of the morons on here put, Norwalk is not that bad of a town. It has its ups and downs. It's definitely better than Stamford and Bridgeport...they just suck. Take all the Niggers and Spics out of here and especially the Wiggers and Preppies and its not that bad of a town. Advice for white people: South Norwalk is not that bad...to a certain point. Once you see the black Hobos named Jamarcus and Nigger Jim..then its time to get the fuck out of there, before they start asking you for money so they can support their drug habits and before they stab you (ususally with a rusty knife that has AIDS). So other than the minorities infesting the town and breeding there non-english speaking and drug-dealer babies...Its not that bad...

Black Guy: Ayo white man...gimmie some money befo I stab you wit my rusty knife wit Aids on it

White Guy: Oh my god...The niggers have reached East Norwalk too....AAAAHHH

Latino Guy: Uno Momento....Por Favor...

White Guy: The Spics too....AAAAAHHHHHHHHH

by Minorities Suck October 22, 2008

narwhale

a mythical creature that is a cross between a dolphin and a unicorn. is the shape of a dolphin/killer whale with a unicorn horn

i enjoyed the story about the narwhale

by yuykdgzfxh.gjxhfkhvcnvtirutydj February 4, 2010

narwhal

the greatest animal in the animal kingdom; probably the result of a one night stand between a unicorn and a whale

Wow that narwhal is so majestic and awesome! What does it mean?

by jopethedope December 14, 2010

narwhaleretic

Someone who falls asleep randomly while playing Xbox. Most commonly with the last name Rothmund

Hello? Hello? Wherd mike go? Is he afk?
Oh no he is just sleeping
Why?
He is narwhaleretic
ohhhhhhh.....

by OriginalGesus August 22, 2011

narwhalian

a word used when describing an equally mythical thing.

root word: narwhal - mythical horned sea-creatures that presumably live in an equally mythical country called Canádia. Or Atlantis.

Big Foot? That's just narwhalian.

by padfoot24 December 2, 2009