Nard

Piece of shit

"You're a nard!"

by Annesofie_1018 June 5, 2017

Nard

A verbal reaction to something distressing or unpleasing. Often used similarly to how one would use "Nahhhhhh" in a sentence.

With Nard:
"Oh nard, what the fuck?"
Without Nard:
"Oh nah, what the fuck?"

Dude 1: Dude I got a 46 on my fucking biology test, I'm cooked!
Dude 2: Nard, rest in peace, brah.

Dude 1: I think I had a hard Bitcoin miner imbedded in my Window's install.

Dude 2: Oh nard.

Dude 1: Bro the game is legit 250gb like hell I have fucking space.
Dude 2: Nard.

Dude 1: That teacher got arrested for feeling up some girl's tan line.
Dude 2: Nard!!!! What the fuck??

by Hecking Degenerate February 15, 2024

Douche-Nard

A terrific example of a human being that can be cool yet also a complete douche. Basically, a best friend type person that happens to make choices in his/her life that make you wish you could hit them with a frying pan. A tremendous combination of awesome factors and qualities of the douchiest. Most likely in his/her 30's or 40's, and having lived an eventful life. Also, most likely to be a manager of a Cracker Barrel or some other embarrassing position.

Look at that guy, he is so funny and awesome, but he makes horrible choices and blows off his best friend to go to bed at 8 at night.

Wow, you just described a Douche-Nard!!!

by Sparklz So Good February 21, 2013

Nards

A word that you say as a reaction to an accidental event that occurs

“Oh nards I dropped my nuggets!”

by grimmy4life June 19, 2022

awe nards

What you say when you are mighty unfortunate.

aWe nARdS! i fLuNKed mY mATh tESt!

by Mother lord September 30, 2017

Nard

Another word for pedo

Oiii your such a nard

by Kaydon riding February 19, 2019

Narding

When you are playing competitively but you're not contributing.

Start trying youre narding and its not helping

by Tossupossu February 3, 2024