Landon has been my friend for quite a while. As we have been friends we realized we have a ton in common. He has grown on me and i think i am in love lol. I want to tell him but he is in a relationship with his childhood crush. * i thought it was me. Guess what his gf hates me. I want to tell him but she'll kill me.
My friend Landon: Sup
Me: oh hey
His gf: why do you talk to her
My friend Landon: because i can and she is my friendš
His gf: fine
My friend Landon: bye
Me: see ya *i wanted to tell him so bad
Me: oh hey
His gf: why do you talk to her
My friend Landon: because i can and she is my friendš
His gf: fine
My friend Landon: bye
Me: see ya *i wanted to tell him so bad
by Unknown#29 May 26, 2022

My best friend is butter
by Sammycenteno2 January 18, 2023

by Cocoa Mustache April 7, 2022

by youdontsay November 9, 2019

English Parliamentary translation of 'This fucking prick'
Used often during heated Parliamentary procedure in the UK
Used often during heated Parliamentary procedure in the UK
Him: I believe the free market should dictate the Education system
Me: I have heard the opinion of My Right Honourable Friend and I respectfully disagree
Could My Right Honourable Friend please stop interrupting the current procedure.
Me: I have heard the opinion of My Right Honourable Friend and I respectfully disagree
Could My Right Honourable Friend please stop interrupting the current procedure.
by wombledomble September 9, 2019

They always make me happy and tell me i'm very funny and pretty i'm so happy we are friends
Boy; they must sound amazing
Boy; they must sound amazing
My best friends are the best
by lovelieiswow February 10, 2023

Something you say for an entry of a daily blog, or just something to use around friends. Be warned: DO NOT ABUSE IT!
by CxUxL8RxM8ULER May 19, 2018
