When I get famous like Marylyn Monroe and they ask me what I wear to bed I'm going to say, my bong mustache.
by Evolving door November 26, 2013
Señora mustache is the title given to the loveliest lady in the land. This lady is very smart and has an incredible sense of style, her outfits are very extravagant and usually consist of the color green. she has an incredible sense of humor and usually indulges in a slightly edgy, more cold style of bathroom humor. Señora Mustache is the type of woman who loves making new friends and will befriend anyone who dares to connect eye to eye with her. Her charming demeanor and striking looks make any foe an instant friend and Señora mustache is never without a partner.
Guy 1: who was that chick laughing when I licked the snow sausage sculpture?
Guy 2: Broski that was Señora Mustache
Guy 2: Broski that was Señora Mustache
by BoyPartLover February 24, 2023
Person 1: Good morning bro, hey, you got a milk mustache going on there.
Person 2: No wonder why my dad was giving me a funny look
Person 2: No wonder why my dad was giving me a funny look
by Big Moist Daddy July 17, 2018
A man who loves to paint. He tried to enter a painting school in Viana twice, but was rejected both times. He participated in the first world war and when it was over, he started working for the country.His first mission was to stop a riot in Munich, but when he got there, he made a speech that impressed everyone. Sonea joined a political party and staged a coup in the 23rd, but unsuccessfully.he was sentenced to 5 years in prison but spent 9 months in there.He wrote a book during this time. After getting out of prison and he won in 33. 34 declared his dictatorship by accepting the minister of the fuhrer.He developed the country up to 38.İn 38Annexes the austrian territory by adopting its law Anschluss.He annexed Czechoslovakia in 39 and started the second world war in the same year.The country, which took land quickly, started the barbarossa operation in 41 and started the world's largest tank war.In April 45, with the fall of Berlin, he committed suicide with his secretary. The dictator started a war that resulted in the death of 60 million people and had a great impact on the world.rest in peace my fuhrer...
İ hate square mustache.🧐
by Sdkfz 171 April 26, 2022
To deride someone for their facial hair choices; an attempt to cause shame in someone for unpopular mustache and/or beard styles.
Often secretly motivated by envy.
Often secretly motivated by envy.
God, what's up with Jason's hideous pornstache pic?
Wow, Eric, you're looking pretty neck beardy there.
My girlfriend was totally mustache shaming me by posting those old photos of me with a soul patch!
Wow, Eric, you're looking pretty neck beardy there.
My girlfriend was totally mustache shaming me by posting those old photos of me with a soul patch!
by Catemonster March 20, 2012
A specific tone of voice that can only be conveyed when owning/having a mustache. Mustache tone is generally highly confident to the point of condescending, with hints of patronizing bravado and overtly masculine diction. Bordering on being an asshole but still somehow slightly appealing.
"That guy at the bar was a chauvanistic asshole. His mustache tone was completely gross."
or
"Larry has closed more sales leads this month than everyone else combined. It must be the mustache tone."
or
"Larry has closed more sales leads this month than everyone else combined. It must be the mustache tone."
by BigMac1987 December 03, 2012
by The butterman March 11, 2015