ass munch

means you are a fucking idiot
indicates you like to eat ass

I'm not lending you five bucks ass munch

by Pat N April 17, 2003

munched on that beaver

when a guy (or girl) eats out (performs oral sex on) a female.

eddie munched on that beaver of stacy's on saturday.

by woeisme May 23, 2006

muffin munch

to moisten a female's genetalia by joint actions of lips and tongue for repayment for services.

Man: I'll bet you a blow job.
Woman: I'll bet you a muffin munch!

by THE senator of THE taint March 10, 2008

Munch Hunt

The process of getting food when you have the munchies or drunken munchies or your just plain hungry. Typically you raid a fridge that isn't yours, eating stale food regardless of how old it is, or going on a journey and a half to go to a fast food join.

Aye, I have the freaking munchies...

LETS GO ON A MUNCH HUNT!

by SJflipsta August 04, 2009

Cock Munch

Cock Munch (n); Someone in which your disposition is spiteful.

Cock Munch (v); The act of performing oral sex on a man.

"Get the fuck out of here you dumb Cock Munch"

by A Sick Son Of A Bitch May 30, 2013

Munch Clause

The unwritten, tiny letters of an agreement and or the subsequent evocation of more of your money due to the unnamed clause.

While the price is listed at $500, with the Munch Clause you're looking closer to $1,500.

by Magicviper August 14, 2020

screen munch

The act of screen shotting

Typically referred to in the black berry days of smart phones

Jen: "Can I send you a pic? No Screen Munching"
Tyrone: "I ain't ever screen munch"

by HaydenBerne November 17, 2019