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Umotorcycle 

When two midgets stand on each other's shoulders to pass as a human.
Look at that umotorcycle trying to fool us.
Umotorcycle by Carl assington August 9, 2017

Triumph Motorcycles

A motorbike designed by Hitler's 3rd reich. A bike many Nazi's adore to ride.
In a USA today poll, 9/10 Nazi's recommended Triumph Motorcycles as thier bike of choice.

The jews sure scatter like cockroaches when I arrive on my Triumph bike!
Triumph Motorcycles by 3rdReich September 30, 2005

motocycle hands 

an obnoxious gesture featuring two raised hands positioned as if grasping the handles of a chopper-style motorcycle, typically followed by flexing of the right wrist, representing the throttle-- used primarily to indicate one's desire to get the fuck out, or 'GTFO'; an unspoken symbol of being fed-up with the bullshit in one particular area, and the intention of leaving that area with great urgency
"I'm fucking out of here!" *motocycle hands*
"I'm 'bout to take my lunch!" *motocycle hands*

squid motorcyclist

A derogatory term for a newbie motorcycle rider who doesn't know much about riding
I thought that squid motorcyclist was gonna lay it down or cause a wreck!

Motercycle Shower 

The act of riding on a motercycle, naked, in the rain as a thrilling method of bathing.
"Hey man, you wanna use the shower after me?"

"No thanks, it's raining. l'll go out for a motercycle shower. Gas is cheaper than the water bill."

Motorcyclist 

On a motorcycle, the nut that connects the handlebars to the seat.
I really hope that motorcyclist has signed his organ donor card. He keeps riding like that and he won't need them anymore.
Motorcyclist by Firecloud March 14, 2009