mormon

A religion that relies on converting the dead to their religion, since in the land of the living participation is rather low.

Dont post any names of your dead relatives on the net or they'll get mormonized..

by Werther February 16, 2003

mormon

1. The second 'm' is silent. see moron
2. The religous wing of the Iluminati
3. a judeo-christian religion based on the teachings of Joseph Smith, a disgruntled Freemason

The mor(m)ons are on the porch again... get the shotgun!

by pope loki July 17, 2003

mormon

Cult based religion that breeds purely to outnumber the rest of the United States. Normally of lesser intelligence, tends to worship Jon Heder i.e. Napoleon Dynamite

Those wacky mormons, trying to fuvk their way to the top.

by Corkey October 26, 2007

Mormon

An annoying cunt that comes to your door and gives you a brochure containing information about their church even after you tell them "No thanks. I'm not religious." Wait a sec. Someone's at the fucking door.

Who's at the door? Another Mormon? Aw fucking great!

by LilWindex May 16, 2018

Mormon

Someone who would be a spammer if they had the technical expertise.

They come from America, are dressed to look professional even though they are hacks, attack every house they can think of and sometimes hijack you while you're shopping, give you information you don't want, want you to give them 10% of your money and take too much of your valuble time to get rid of.

Mormons burn in hell for the misery they inflict on the world.

by Yaoigirlproxy January 22, 2005

mormon

a religion that secretly worships Lucifer

if you gain enough trust within the mormon church.
you will be told who they really worship.

by Ex-Mormon January 11, 2008

Mormon

Mormons are nice and friendly on the outside but little demons on the inside. Some arn't, but trust them at your own risk. I know since I went to the church for around 12 years by force.

"Marissa is a Mormon, so don't trust her."

by MissTacoz May 7, 2018