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Kiss My Big Black Mocha Ass

To show complete and utter disapproval for something suggested or offered. Emphasis is shown on describing the ass intended for receiving the kiss. Usually used by people of color or "black men".
Guy: "Hey Kareem, can I have your Xbox 360 for free?"

Kareem: "...kiss my big black mocha ass"
by TheHomieUD March 14, 2009
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grande mocha half caff two pumps no whip

Discreet public inquiry for homosexual sex and/or anonymous aid with "the stranger" - also known as a Dutch Rudder.
When my friend, Nick, ordered a "grande mocha half caff two pumps no whip" today, the barista knew exactly what he was talking about and offered to give him extra foam!
by Barista May 19, 2014
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the mocha

when you punch a woman in the eye when your cumming from a blowjob "accidently"
by superbobbyross January 15, 2024
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Mocha 5

Adj- Describes with varying levels of intensity how hyped up someone is after their morning coffee. The scale goes from Mocha 1 to Mocha 6.
A mixture of "Mocha" and "Mach (1,2,3,4,5,6)"
Bill: "Dude...calm down. You're like Mocha 5 right now."
Jeff: "I'M FINE!!!! I DON"T NEED TO CALM DOWN!!!" (laughs, then runs out the door and gets hit by a car)
by sungreymon June 24, 2010
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Mocha

A really dumb and oblivious person that doesn't know how to even walk probably and is a hoe and has like thirty six sacks of dead men as their boyfriends because they can't find an alive one that wants to date them.
"She is such a Mocha..."
"Ikr."
by Bambambedabbingonsomecookies October 30, 2017
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Mocha

The whole toilet is stained with mocha
by Mramor Pidor February 19, 2018
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the mocha

when you punch a woman in the eye when cumming during a blowjob "accidently"
by superbobbyross January 15, 2024
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