MJ

The biggest armin simp i’ve ever met. Would totally give him head 25/8, also the biggest annie hater i’ve known in my whole life. Gets jealous over fictional characters as well.

*Someone talking to Armin Arlert*

Person 1: I swear to god if that person doesn’t stop talking to him i will murder them.

Person 2: dude your such a MJ kinnie.

by Kei.suckingdeeznuts August 8, 2021

Coach MJ

Coach MJ is a Muay Thai/Kickboxing coach who tries to go above and beyond and do right by his clients. He is known to quickly dismiss clients that no-call, no-show a private session.

Damn! So Coach MJ isn’t going to book privates with you anymore?

Nah. I left him hanging, waiting for me at the gym and didn’t call him…

Wow, you’re a dirty little shit-mouthed bitch.

by I train UFC November 23, 2021

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When the imposter is sus

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by Bad Dictionary guy August 4, 2021

MJ

He’s the real definition of “that guy”, He makes everyone day and you’ll have to hide your girl, cause he takes those too. He is usually BLACK and Half Hood & Half Good but a perfect guy to introduce to your parents. He is friendly and gets along with everyone he meets. But you can never get on his bad side cause that’s when there’s a different person.

That boy on instagram @platboiii is a perfect example of an “Mj”.

by Mystery? November 21, 2021

MJ Fam

The person that always wears Micheal Jordan's but can't play basketball.

Jason *wears jordans* "Hey you suck I can beat you anytime you need some ankle braces"
Basketball player- "you wanna one vs one talking all that shit"
Jason "bet"
Jason gets broken. "Nah you see i'm wearing my Jordans"
Basketball player sighs "mj fams these days think they can ball out"

by meisnothatmeisgotthat6 May 6, 2019

MJ

Usama MJ

Usama MJ

by Modern Nadodi September 16, 2020

Mj

A thirsty bitch running for the dicc

oh look its mj chasing sam

dood we should save her-

by ArcticPalmTree September 6, 2018