Missouri Mattress

The act of lending your mattress to a friend once you have refused to let them sleep in your room.

Boy: Hey I need to borrow your room tonight...
Girl: No way! #blessed
Boy: Don't CB, she could be the one. What about Missouri compromise?
Girl: I guess we can do Missouri mattress. Thank you!

by Missouri Mattress March 1, 2015

Missouri Misery

When its only fire hot or ice cold all year and no in between

Person 1: Its SOO hot, too bad when the cold comes it will be too cold .

person 2: Thats Missouri Misery for ya!

by jclkdjdslkjdlsfkj July 10, 2019

Big Missouri

Fuckin Big fuckin Missouri what the fuck were you expecting like holy shit.
Also ig im from there ig

Look! We just arived in the fuckin HUGEEE state of BIG MISSOURI!

by Flobloklok June 23, 2021

missouri girl

Usually blonde. Usually brown eyes. Mormon has a stubborn personality and thinks she has arizona girl qualities. Also has fair skin and pertruding lips that are nice and full

She's got a missouri girl smile

by Dragonlover47 December 16, 2017

missouri beans

When one is caught in the act of using a ladle to apply baked beans into ones ass and proceed to push them out through either a fart or a shart.

Damn bro I didnt know you liked to apply your beans Missouri style.
Missouri Beans - Beans being shit out ones ass after being applied

by beanyboi July 30, 2018

Neosho, Missouri

Never heard of us that’s ok you aren’t missing much...sonic is the place to eat, Walmart is the hang out, and sometimes you’ll find us at the old car wash when it raining, you want heroine we got it, you got a truck well than spend what little money you make on the shit box and rev it up, Brandon needs to tell his parents (Kyle and Britny) to us a rubber cause they aren’t helping Society, Oh and the three Mexican and two Chinese restaurants are the only “nice” places to eat but to mix it up we get the Choice of Dennis, tornados naw we call them naders (“bring your lawn chairs and you can watch for them naders with us next storm I’ve got enough deer for the bunch of us and we can let the kids can ride there bikes”) dad likes to say, and best not forget joe dirt is our idol!!! Hope ya come and visit soon!

Guy1: where you from

Guy2: Neosho, Missouri

Guy1: oh...that one place full of Nader watchin, shit box driven crazy rednecks?

by 417432 May 12, 2020

O’Fallon Missouri

The worst place to live. One day it’s summer, the other day it’s winter.

Oh you live in O’Fallon missouri? Must fuckin suck lmao

by YungJoeTheYoungan February 6, 2020