A boy that confuses every girl he talks to. Wants to be a player but not enough girls like him. Was in a serious relationship but now just want to "get with you". Is definitely not bad looking, tall, light brown short hair, athletic, but unfortunately has a very small penis. A Mike could maybe be a player if he was well-endowed and acted less awkward. Gives the appearance of being of average intelligence but is actually quite smart, just not with his sense of humor. Tends to ruin jokes or say things that aren't funny.
Girl 1: "Mike told me he wanted to hook up with me last night... But I had to turn him down because I have already seen the unfortunate size of his penis."
Girl 2: "Really? He went out on a date last night with some other girl."
Girl 1: "Oh that's interesting. He is obviously trying to be a player after his breakup last month..."
Girl 2: "Really? He went out on a date last night with some other girl."
Girl 1: "Oh that's interesting. He is obviously trying to be a player after his breakup last month..."
by lunamellow October 08, 2009
A guy who wears navy blue Mock Turtle Neck sweaters from Abercrombie. Mike is a quick cummer and frequently gets caught masturbating in public by the police. Mike has a dirty car and has little girls panties on the front seat of his car.
by assassin3111 September 04, 2009
The One And Only Tyrannosaurus sex.
A special kind of boy who has a "NORMAL" dick...(not really)
HA HA HA IS A JOKE!
It is a name.
It happens to be my name.
Sometimes wants to become the polar bear dog from legend of Kora.
A special kind of boy who has a "NORMAL" dick...(not really)
HA HA HA IS A JOKE!
It is a name.
It happens to be my name.
Sometimes wants to become the polar bear dog from legend of Kora.
Mike: If you could become any two animals mixed together what would you be?
Jamie: I dunno man cuz- i dunno...
Mike:I'd be a polar bear mixed with a dog.
Jamie:well those aren't too different so thats fi-
Mike: well it'd be double the size of the polar bear and you could ride me around like an animal you ride around...
Jamie: wouldn't you NOT want people riding you around on your back.
Mike: That's exactly what I want tho.
Jamie: O.O wut?
Jamie: I dunno man cuz- i dunno...
Mike:I'd be a polar bear mixed with a dog.
Jamie:well those aren't too different so thats fi-
Mike: well it'd be double the size of the polar bear and you could ride me around like an animal you ride around...
Jamie: wouldn't you NOT want people riding you around on your back.
Mike: That's exactly what I want tho.
Jamie: O.O wut?
by MANIAC!? December 02, 2013
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by Kerydactyl September 22, 2011
a hairy beast with an 80's fro, kinda looks like a goon, loves spongebob and pig squealing music,likes girls with big tits, looks like the guy from juno when he sings in front of people, resides on the wet side, owns a dog who likes to hump girls with big asses. mike is the kind of guy that makes you scream "LITTLE PISSER!", and he will drink all of your orange juice so watch out!
by poopfaceasshole February 09, 2009
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