Mike

A guy who wears navy blue Mock Turtle Neck sweaters from Abercrombie. Mike is a quick cummer and frequently gets caught masturbating in public by the police. Mike has a dirty car and has little girls panties on the front seat of his car.

Hey Mike, " Nice Mock Turtle Neck Fuck Face."

by assassin3111 September 4, 2009

Mike

The One And Only Tyrannosaurus sex.

A special kind of boy who has a "NORMAL" dick...(not really)

HA HA HA IS A JOKE!

It is a name.

It happens to be my name.

Sometimes wants to become the polar bear dog from legend of Kora.

Mike: If you could become any two animals mixed together what would you be?

Jamie: I dunno man cuz- i dunno...

Mike:I'd be a polar bear mixed with a dog.

Jamie:well those aren't too different so thats fi-

Mike: well it'd be double the size of the polar bear and you could ride me around like an animal you ride around...

Jamie: wouldn't you NOT want people riding you around on your back.

Mike: That's exactly what I want tho.

Jamie: O.O wut?

by MANIAC!? December 1, 2013

Mikeing

To dry hump an inflatable whale.

My neighbor was mikeing in my pool.

by Kerydactyl September 22, 2011

Miked

(Verb) To get insanely drunk and wet the bed.

He was so drunk last night that he miked all over my futon.

by Thatwaslike8yearsago October 21, 2012

mike

a hairy beast with an 80's fro, kinda looks like a goon, loves spongebob and pig squealing music,likes girls with big tits, looks like the guy from juno when he sings in front of people, resides on the wet side, owns a dog who likes to hump girls with big asses. mike is the kind of guy that makes you scream "LITTLE PISSER!", and he will drink all of your orange juice so watch out!

"hey! who drank all of my orange juice??!"

"oh it was that mike kid!"

by poopfaceasshole February 8, 2009

Mike

Basically a human toilet.

Mike gets shit on by his ex girlfriend

by The shit magnet December 18, 2017

Mike

A complete and utter douche bag! He is such a fuckboi and gets hurt ridiculously easy! He has this retarded Justin Bieber hair and admits to masterbation

Ugh I dated a mike!

by That one girl sms January 8, 2016