metric cuntload

A unit of measurement denoting the generic amount of something. The metric cuntload is commonly used in non-American countries such a Canada, that use the the metric system. A metric cuntload is slightly larger than an imperial cuntload.
Mang, I picked a metric cuntload of apples today! Let's make some cider!
by GLaz May 04, 2020
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Metric shit ton

The highest number an American can describe +1.
- How may guns should a patriot want?
- A metric shit ton of them.
by Krippa November 25, 2020
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Poon Metric

A European female who you would like to have intimate relations with.
Damn, that chick in my philosophy class is poon metric.
by ARH December 23, 2013
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metrically handicapped

1. To describe someone that has a condition that causes them to be unable to understand SI units of measurement (colloquially referred as "Metric System").

This affliction has been historically endemic in regions of North America, Western Africa and Southeastern Asia.
When I told her I was 1.7 metres tall she stared at me in shock. Later I found out that sadly she's metrically handicapped.
by Preguiça não tem fim April 02, 2021
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pan-metric idealism

A paradigm in which prime cavitations are spaced uniformly-enough on a discrete surface to create an electromagnetic force.

The prime numbers are placed evenly enough to make the discrete surface frictionless.
Pan-metric idealism suggests a surface-area in which uncountable prime-cavitations are spaced ideally so as to create a frictionless plane.

The spinning that creates this frictionless plane also creates the electromagnetic force.
by deepchurch November 10, 2021
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Metric

Positive remark; similar to cool or awesome but better
pizza? that's metric as fuck bro.
by metricasfuckthough August 20, 2018
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Metric

an awesome band that made black sheep from scott pilgrim and a bunch of other bangers
person one: hey have you heard black sheep by metric?
person two: yea,it's better than the one in the movie to be honest
by shadowcatxo November 17, 2021
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