green meeting

A convening of regularly scheduled work meeting where no new business appears on the agenda. A recapitulation of old business is recycled for the purposes of 1.) the perception that progress is being made 2.) being a sounding board for the boss 3.) avoiding the addition of a new meeting with new responsibilities into the original meeting time slot. In short, a waste of valuable time.

Co-worker A: How was your meeting?

Co-worker B: We discussed nothing new and no progress has been made. It was a green meeting.

by K-Trailer December 2, 2010

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Prayer Meeting

A phrase that means ‘a group of people passing around a joint or sharing other drugs’, used to conceal their true intentions. Also called: Adult Prayer Meeting.

*Dad and Uncle Tim are walking out to the shed*
Kids: “Daddy, where are you and Uncle Tim going?”
Dad: “Were gonna have a Prayer Meeting.. you kids go in the house.”
Kids: “But we wanna pray too.”
Dad: “This is an ADULT Prayer Meeting.”

by Scrodom July 7, 2018

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Ba Meetings

"Beans Anonymous" . . . a weekly occurring gathering of disciples (see Eric2) to overcome their beans addiction. Ran by Chief Head Master Holy God Lord OverLord WarLord SupremeLord Doctor Professor PhD ABC 123 McNuggets. There is often music from bands such as Bean Day, Kasabean, Ocean Color Bean and Heinz Ferdinand. For snacks they eat bean flavored crisps, bean flavored peanuts, bean flavored crackers and beans.

Hey, McNuggets! When are the next Ba Meetings scheduled for?

by Probably . . . November 22, 2013

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