Mat Herpes

Martial arts students and instructors are often covered in sweat. Infected bodily fluids, shed skin, and sometimes body lice will make their way into the mats that absorbs the impact from their controlled falls. If these mats remain unwashed for many months, skin infections can manifest (being a contact sport, martial artists are often prone to breaks in the skin leaving them vulnerable to infection. This is a broad term that defines any skin condition contracted from dirty dojo mats.

guy #1: Heya bud, what's with that rash all over your face and arms? That's not contagious is it?

guy #2: Nah, just a case of the mat herpes. I took a couple dives last night in karate class, and...uh...woke up like this.

guy #1: Maybe they should clean their mats. Sorry dude.

guy #2: Meh....

by kevthenurse August 25, 2013

Dash Mat

Not quite as dumb as a flashmob but a little cooler than taking a selfie with your iPad

Dude, did you see Kate's Honda Civic? It had a sweet dash mat in it!!

by bcs82000 October 11, 2018

mat 7

A very common word used by chinese people have similar meanning as "what the fuck"/what you want or what is happening depending on the situation.

You have been calling me since last night, mat 7 you want ; This guy mat 7, why he acting like idiot ; cibai lanjiao this guy mat 7 so urgly one

by gugujiao man March 18, 2019

dick mat

A narrow strip of pubic hair directly above the vigina.

After I blew my load I cleaned my pecker off on her dick mat.

by RT Rules June 11, 2018

Mat Sacha

He is a nice, caring, tall, cute, and athletic boy. He is a good kisser. He has a huge dick.

Mat Sacha is so hot

by Abc123def567g8 June 6, 2018

getting mats

this is what 9 year old's say when they think they are cool getting resources in any game.

Originated in Fortnite stays in fortnite and if used anywhere else the user is automatically gay.

The fraise "getting mats" was invented by 9 year old fuck kiddos

yo im getting mats my guy so i can cranked 90s bro watch me watch me

by notnormalatall January 28, 2021

slice on the mat

A slice on the mat is a Second War British term. It signifies the eager anticipation of a serviceman returning home on leave; as his woman opens the door they can't even wait to get to the bedroom, and have sex there and then, on the mat, just inside the door. It is still used.

I hadn't seen her for three months, and when I turned up she immediately gave me a slice on the mat. She did remember to close the door, though. . .

by benbisley July 22, 2010