When a guys penis can only get as hard as a marshmallow so it’s only good for after the main course.
Credit: EC
Credit: EC
Girl to Guy: looks like you have marshmallow dick.. good thing I’m the 1 in 100 girls.. let’s try it in my ass
by Shrimping saves lives September 30, 2022
Get the Marshmallow Dickmug. blowjob euphemism! involving one or more persons of the same or differing sexes. note: if it is only one guy, rib removal is required.
by kelinger January 11, 2009
Get the making marshmallowsmug. woman 1 "so wot happened with u and the hunk last night? Heard u took
him home"
woman 2 " oh nothing much, he had a marshmallow cock! I couldn't feel a thing!"
him home"
woman 2 " oh nothing much, he had a marshmallow cock! I couldn't feel a thing!"
by randomnization February 19, 2009
Get the Marshmallow Cockmug. Smokin Roxikodone M30s
Im feelin good kuz i was jus sittin around the kampfire roastin marshmallows but ima be feelin better after this blunt
by Phuck Yew January 21, 2010
Get the Roastin Marshmallowsmug. Person: H'OMG! have you heard their song My Dear Giant by the marshmallow kisses?
Person2: Yeah!It was used in a Hong Kong commercial for a camera in 2005!
Person1: Isn't it cool that they sing in English even though they're from Hong Kong?
Person2: Yeah! That totally kicks ass! You can download the mp3 in their website!
Person1: Kick ass! What's the website again? themarshmallowkisses
Person2: .com. Yep! That's right!
Person2: Yeah!It was used in a Hong Kong commercial for a camera in 2005!
Person1: Isn't it cool that they sing in English even though they're from Hong Kong?
Person2: Yeah! That totally kicks ass! You can download the mp3 in their website!
Person1: Kick ass! What's the website again? themarshmallowkisses
Person2: .com. Yep! That's right!
by cherrisoda May 9, 2006
Get the the marshmallow kissesmug. When young men produce a limp bizkit while an unknowing member is sleeping, but still has an active role. When the concious young men achieve orgasm on the cracker, it is then fed to the sleeping member of the limp bizkit.
Billy was infuriated when Caleb, Ray and Alex fed him the sleepy marshmallow.
Boy that sleepy marshmallow was tasty!
Boy that sleepy marshmallow was tasty!
by rarballa July 23, 2006
Get the sleepy marshmallowmug. by SparrowQuantic February 12, 2019
Get the Marshmallow Bagmug.