madame fujoshi

madame fujoshi is a semi-popular twitter account with 900 followers. they are a faggot who plays idv and likes yaoi
“i love madame fujoshi’s tweets!”
“oh- that’s not- i have them blocked for fetishizing mlm ;-;”
by bladecats May 13, 2024
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madame tussauds dummy

Looks like a madame tussauds dummy.
by AnonDoxy February 12, 2019
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Madam Dictator

Aka She who must be obeyed, The all knowing, all seeing inifinitesimal being. Rule 1) This is the person who sets the rules. Rule 2) Beware she will try to make you think that you have a say, that your opinion matters, that you are being consulted to make a collective decision. Don’t be fooled!! Rule 3) There are only 3 types of outcome: informed dictatorship (madam dictator tells you directly what is going to happen), voluntary dictatorship (madam dictator asks what you want to do and by some miracle you manage to get the answer right so now she will present this as a voluntary option) and informed voluntary dictatorship (madam dictator asks what you want to do, you get the answer wrong so now you are giving the correct answer and therefore while informed, you have also been consulted).

Rule 4) under no circumstances must you make it known that you are aware of the dictatorship. You must participate fully to each type of decision making process
Rule 5) once you are informed of which of the 3 types of dictatorship today is, the correct answer is thank you

Failure to follow any of these rules will result in an entirely miserable And unhappy existence with any and all privileges revoked.
Following these 5 simple rules and giving madam dictator multiple kisses a day will ensure that you live a long, happy and prosperous life in the dictatorship
Good morning Madam Dictator. What is today’s instruction please?
by Mistress Piglet July 12, 2020
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dear sir/madam

very formal way to say hi when you write a cover letter applying for a job
Dear Sir/Madam,

I am an art director/designer and I am creative in all the areas of web, logo and mobile design and I am contacting you about a Freelance Designer job that is available.
by trofimar November 14, 2013
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madame hooker

Dude, did you see that squad of hookers? That one in the front must be the Madame Hooker!
by gravvity430 January 24, 2020
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Madam Charmaine

This bleeding minger decided that it would be fun to get kidnapped by a bunch of sticky old men with eyebrows that look like caterpillars, and the cherry on top of the moldy pineapple cake baked by satan himself is the fact that these rusty animatronics of chimps stole her meth stash, which is the only reason that vince wriggles through a testicular torsion of a street, a fucking cave, a grave covered in piss, a house built by picasso, a shitty old drag-off of a swamp and carnival that's probably responsible for syphilis. In turn, breaking bad is a good show.
"I am Madam Charmaine, your creator,"

"You also need to brush your fucking teeth you wank-stain"
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Madame Clearwater

Madame Clearwater is perfect
by sauce piquante August 13, 2021
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