Dick lice

When you have lice on your pubes

Jesus Christ Anthony take a fucking shower, you have dick lice

by MadMadDog October 13, 2018

Lice

Police abbreviation in Canadian French slang language.

Je me suis fait arrêter par la lice, ils m'ont donner une contravention.

by Opinel December 21, 2023

lice

A derogatory term (insult) used to say that somebody looks like a lice. You must use the proper grammar for it and say that they are one singular lice. Not a louse, a lice.

"You are such a lice."
"dont say that, man.. that hurt my feelings.. im not a lice...."
"Yes you are, you LICE."

by theredjuice March 17, 2023

Lice

lice are aliens they have tiny UFO's that look exactly like seeds so no humans notice. They land in your hair and start running over your head waiting for you to itch and get them there food. If you resit the sensation they will itch your scalp themselves, but you see, lice are greedy and always want more so they itch to much. they itch inside of your head and have there luxurious red water as it dyes your hair. You scream in pain but they don't listen, they just want more... More!!! MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the lice devoured your soul

by SlimeTHEdevil September 17, 2020

Bussy Lice

Bussy lice is butthole lice

Steve: Sup john hows it going

John: not good just got diagnosed with bussy lice

by angryboobs September 3, 2023

lice anxiety

A fear of being near whites is called lice anxiety; it refers to an intense anxiety or fear when in proximity to whites, often causing individuals to avoid crowds or social situations with whites due to a fear of lice.

Keisha had lice anxiety when she was asked to go to the holiday party at work.

by IvyCruz November 25, 2024

Butt lice

Butt Lice are the most invasive and hard to control type of Pube Lice there ever was. There hasnt been a cure yet because even scientists catch them almost immediately. A force to be reckoned with, these species cannot be eradicated fully. These creatures are in fact not a subspecies of Lice, they mutate constantly. Burying themselves inside the butthole crevices and waiting to transform whenever ‘treated’. Having Butt Lice has only been known to be transmitted via Butt Sex. The risk is real, and millions of people will contract it and eventually die from infection.

If you have Butt Lice, it’s illegal for you to withold that information before we make Butt Sex happen. It should be in your online dating bio. If its not, thats illegal too. You’ll go to jail if you don’t tell your butt partner before you meet them in person.

by Theonlybuttlicesurvivor December 4, 2022