A girl whom hangs around bars with predominantly kiwi-males. Typically getting really drunk on cheap cider's or snakebites. As soon as the alcohol kicks in her mind is set on one thing: kiwi-cock. Looks or size are not important as long as they are "Kiwi" they will fit the criteria.
Girlfriend #1. Ugh what is Sarah seeing in that guy?
Girlfriend #2. Well he is a Kiwi.
Girlfriend #1. Oh yeah I forgot she is a massive Kiwi Whore
Girlfriend #2. Well he is a Kiwi.
Girlfriend #1. Oh yeah I forgot she is a massive Kiwi Whore
by DutchSeb October 17, 2011
Get the Kiwi Whoremug. Mike: Dude, how was jessica last night?
Kevin: Ah, about that...wasn't impressed at all. As soon as she pulled down her pants, I noticed her kiwi butt. I could have bailed but, she had nice tits to make up for it.
Kevin: Ah, about that...wasn't impressed at all. As soon as she pulled down her pants, I noticed her kiwi butt. I could have bailed but, she had nice tits to make up for it.
by sprinteroftheglobe September 12, 2010
Get the kiwi buttmug. by Brassygal March 8, 2023
Get the Strawberry Kiwimug. The act of a man,while wearing pants or shorts, grabbing under his testes and pulling them up with his penis, thus concentrating his whole package into one "kiwi looking" clump
by Og_mudbone April 2, 2009
Get the The kiwi grabmug. by god of roulette June 8, 2021
Get the kiwi chanmug. An attractive charming man ,who is kind and generous ,extremely inteligent although i think he would prefer to appear daft as to not be bothered with the solving of opp ,he is tall as a tree and strong like an oak ,it is rumored that horses are hung like kiwi trees . he has the heart of a wise child and the mind of an engineer genius , he can fix anything even a broken heart . sometimes hard to understand because of his foreigner ways and extremely thick kiwi accent , a friend to all none the less ......
by Nachoaveragebeezkneez January 24, 2021
Get the Kiwi treemug. by Perry the Fapapus December 16, 2018
Get the kiwi fapmug.