Kit-Bon

An individual with an alter-ego that lives in New Zealand, California. They will randomly ship you with any guy within 5 kilometres of your radius and proceed to irritate you with their existence. Although they may be an absolute annoyance, Kit-Bons are very supportive if you tell them the truth about your crushes. Kit-Bons also ship "Sonrise" which is a ship that never existed in the first place, however, because of their delusions they like to believe in such nonsense.

In addition, Australians are highly allergic to Kit-Bons, therefore, I suggest all Aussies that are reading this definition, to warn other fellow Aussies and avoid this Kit-Bon creature as much as you can.

Girl 1: "OMG I just saw a Kit-Bon in the hallway!"
Girl 2: "Are you Australian?"
Girl 1: "No, thank goodness. Feels bad for those aussies."
Girl 2: "Wait but didn't you say your name was Cla-"

by Clorox_88 February 18, 2022

lil kit

for some reason my nickname on a friend's twitch channel.

person 1: Hey lil kit!
me: what?
person 1: meow

by coolkitten686 November 20, 2020

tight kit

Any person, usually female, with an appealing and firm physique. Usually makes the opposite sex assume she has a tight, bald, pussy.

"Damn, that yoga instructor has a tight kit!"

by poozlekid January 2, 2010

jiz kit

a game where you masterbait on a cracker as fast as you can. Last one to master bait has to eat the cracker.

Sean: Wanna play jiz kit
Josh: Yeah

by no name from me ooo December 17, 2018

Stunna Kit

An object or way of acting to make yourself feel or look more than you are.

This stunna kit gone have ya boy lookin fresh.

by B I R December 17, 2008

Cutter Kit

a kit used by self-harm kids to keep all of their utensils neat and close at hand. Usually contains shaving razor heads, box cutter blades, modeling blades, and rubbing alchohol. the alchohol is to keep the blades clean or to induce more pain for when the cutter needs to feel even more control in their lives.

i caught sam with her cutter kit yesterday, she freaked... what should we do?

by Brandon December 24, 2003

kit speak

Kit speak, or simply "kit" for short, describes a typed dialect of internet speak. Generally associated to the younger generations of those online using acronyms and widespread typos.

babygurl: pll r fukin retrded. dannk whyn.
cabiner: I can't ever understand what you're trying to say.
babygurl: y dyk wut im dsayn?
cabiner: Use spell check. Enough with the kit speak.
babygurl: g2h

by Real-ity March 8, 2011