jb standard

It is a complex mathematical algorithm, that defines any Alpha Irish male's exponential decay of standard for a female companion for the night. The two variables of this algorithms are,

1) how much Guinness he had so far &

2) what time of the night it is.

JB Standart has a inverse exponentially proportional relation with these two variables. As night goes on, and the more he has to drink; the lower his standard gets.

John: Yo Milton, what's the JB Standard for her
Milton: 3 Guinness down by 9, she will be a 9.

by Mathgeek. May 16, 2016

Jb Beesus

The lost limbs of a baby. We will worship them forever. Don’t dare worship the limbs without my consent. I am so in love that I sleep with them every day. We make love every tuesday and he kisses me backstage. Oh how I love my jb beesus

Oh how I love my jb beesus

by Sandwich_lover December 30, 2020

jb ah build

different word for fat

“damn that kid fat” -Person 1

“that kid got a jb ah build” - Person 2

by Super Lightskin January 4, 2024

JB

Falling asleep anywhere after drinking alcohol

He’s falling asleep, he’s had to much to drink.

Yeah he’s doing a JB

by Zippys September 15, 2021

JB

JB is an bad word that we say to people we hate. It means Justin Bieber and is very evil to say

I hate you. You are such an JB!

by ShrekFanOne December 26, 2019

adorable jb

the act of describing JB's adorableness

adorable jb, an icon

by qpham November 8, 2018

JB

JB is cool and cool, he does droen a lot but he's cool.
He fucks E-Girls 'n' shit idk

JB is so JB

by JBLover12345 April 24, 2021