Java-Basking

The feeling of utter bliss and contentment following a badly needed cup of coffee. Usually follows an intense session of fornicaffinating. SEE Fornicaffinate May also be followed by Post-Caffoitis Mug Cuddling

Jill, you are positively glowing! Did you meet a new guy?

Nope! I just had the best cup of coffee! My knees are weak!

Girl! You are full-on Java-Basking!

by Ouroboros1 July 23, 2011

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java flow

When hot coffee, suddenly and with little warning, spews out of the lid and flows down your hand. This can result in emotional distress and great pain.

Oh My.. My coffee just erupted and the java flow burned the crap out of my hand!

by Wonkavision May 10, 2016

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Mulatto

Ella es java.

by SandraEve September 22, 2021

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Java Drop

The deuce right after the first cup of coffee in the morning

Bro, that Java Drop from Starbucks hits way harder than Dunkin'

by Vexchris May 30, 2024

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Thicc Java Moment

When you outsmart or outplay someone or something unintentionally or intentionally, but still seen as you did it correctly.

Jared changed his grade by editing the HTML of the website, what a thicc java moment

by Java Lava July 23, 2021

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java bird

java birds are small winged birds who sing when a person has that first cup of strong coffee following an alcohol induced night out. they have shimmering colored feathers which denotes the particular octave of a bird (for example, ones with purple or black feathers will have lower singing voices whilst ones with pink tend to be higher).

The bird song is a happy and light 'javajava' tweet, and can be either a short or long chorus..depending on coffee strength and alcohol consumed.

i had a late night, but have already heard the java birds.

this hangover will subside once the java birds sing..

by gritpoit February 7, 2010

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