James

a guy who can say words that are complete jumble

online girlfriend moment
"james im telling you random streamers arent your girlfriends"
"DISCORD KITTEN MOMENT"
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A kind-hearted, loving man who makes one happy with his attentiveness and desire to please. Wonderfully handsome and incredibly sexy, he oozes sex appeal. Often brilliant at making love. Fancied by all women that set eyes on him. Sometimes too easily led astray but quick to realise his mistakes and try to make amends. Very intelligent. Sometimes pompous but not overly so. Sensitive. Funny. Brave. Strong. Gorgeous. Loves lists. A brilliant father and someone any lady would be proud to call their husband. Often synonymous with fab.
Call off the search ... I have met my Mr James!

He is my James in shining armour.
by Mrs James February 03, 2010
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To sum him up in 4 letters CUNT absolute waste of space cunt.
Waste of space, asshat, fuckwit, selfish prick.
Biggest let down ever to meet
I hate that James
by LOLKARMABITCH June 12, 2017
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a retarded child that is mentally unstable and will rape any hole it sees
by BBC BOI February 27, 2017
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A guy who is in love with a girl named Cody.
James: Cody is perfect. I love her so much.
by Jodyyyy c: November 20, 2012
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A cock sucking, piece of cringe shit who should fuck himself with a 300 inch dildo!He is a scary man run from him!!!! But is also very very very very sexy #sexy #daddy # fuckmenow
omg look at that guys dick its so big

omg hes a james for sure
by dicksuckeryummy April 10, 2017
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Half of a drunk duo that will leap out of windows without a moments notice if the reward will be cake
Yo can you call james for me please he just jumped out of the window to get some cake and i'm scared he's gonna rob a store or get hit by a car
by NathanColeIsKing February 26, 2020
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