Tow Trucked

The act in which a young gerontrophialiac pretends to have distress and requests the most mature tow truck drivers services so that she can peruse her sexual fetish of old people.

She called in for help, and before he knew it, the driver had been tow trucked!

by Mikey Ehrmantraut May 30, 2015

The Tow-Boat Method

The Tow_Boat Method refers to when someone uses their hand to pull a stuck shit out of their constricted asshole.

Just when I thought I would never shit again, I discovered The Tow-Boat Method.

by Pimposterous October 18, 2023

Alabama tow motor

When having sex with your sibling, or kin, your pappy walks in, to avoid being caught you left said kin up - while maintaining full insertion - you carry them out of the room to safety.

Oh man! I was porking my sister the other night when grandaddy almost caught me. Luckily I Alabama tow motored the fuck out of there.

by Adotl45 October 4, 2020

Tow Trucking

Similar to motor boating, but occurs along the legs rather than the breasts.

At first he motor-boated me, and then he went tow trucking.

by cjjj8 July 31, 2021

Tow Trucking

When one male tightly grasps another males dick and gives a good ol yank. Tow trucking often become a competition very similar to tug of war or mercy.

I called the tow truck on cole at the back of the bus last night. That was some good tow trucking

by Glennybustrips December 19, 2017

ToW Community

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by ToW Gang November 11, 2018

Slow Tow

When a woman starts crawling around while being taken from behind, slowly towing the male along.

while dave and sarah are going at it, sarah started to crawl away giving dave a slow tow

by Shinigami268 July 28, 2010