It's what the term CMP stands for in the civil engineering world. Not really, but this way when the instructor follows the link one should leave on a final exam, they see proof that this word is in fact, in a dictionary.
by tharris May 03, 2012
A presure cementer is a hard working man that didn’t complete college or is bored. A measuring tape Cant read how long their dick is and they are always miserable cunts they will sit in the middle of butt fucking nowhere to be hated on by fucking ass holes in Vancouver
Girl 1: Man he looks like a miserable cunt.
Girl 2: can you not read the side of his truck he’s a presure cementer dumb ass
Girl 2: can you not read the side of his truck he’s a presure cementer dumb ass
by Queer killer 69 November 28, 2021
by Domazz691 September 17, 2023
by Cementjobguy March 05, 2014
When you open the cavity of your partners rectum and pour in cement. In lieu of water you piss in their cement filled cavity and proceed to fuck them in the ass to mix the cement, much the way Amish churn butter.
“Dude, did you hear Jeremy gave Carol the Amish Cement Mixer?”
“Man, shut the fuck up. It’s her funeral and Jeremy is still cemented in her ass”
“Man, shut the fuck up. It’s her funeral and Jeremy is still cemented in her ass”
by Niggarific1 August 02, 2023
by arydenomics June 01, 2022
Someone could ask you: What’s cement?
Then you can answer: Das conk creet baybee! And feel like the idiot you are, Kyle!
Then you can answer: Das conk creet baybee! And feel like the idiot you are, Kyle!
by Dog with bow tie January 31, 2023