i do what i can

when someone mentions something about how you look or sound or smell

Will- Amanda your so lanky
Amanda- i do what i can

sara- Ashley you smell kind of bad
ashley- whatever i do what i can

by amanda morton October 04, 2008

I am who I am

We are the people we are

We might be gay lesbians fat or thin but I am who I am and You are Who You are

by AwesomeButGeeky246 February 25, 2015

I do what I want

Spoken when you did something that you wanted to do, and everyone else just wasn't smart, or dumb, enough to do it.

Why did I just punch you in the face? Because I do what I want.

by AngryPOPTART January 13, 2011

I Mask, Therefore I Am.

When tens of thousands of people worldwide suddenly realize their existence or mortality after wearing a face mask in public, because they are conscious or paranoid of their physical look for vanity reasons or otherwise.

Trump, who ridiculed his political rival for publicly donning a mask, narcissistically told his diehard supporters after he’s infected with the coronavirus, “I mask, therefore I am.”

by MathPlus March 09, 2021

I Fart When I Fuck

The act of flatulence during intercourse. Usually only occurs with rugged ass bitches, who scream "I fart when I fuck"

Guy 1: Hey you see that girl over there?
Guy2: Yeah she's rugged, she probably screams "I fart when I fuck!"

by Keith's Uncle December 31, 2011

I Coordinate, Therefore I Am

The very act of my plotting points on a pair of x–y axes and being conscious of it proves my existence, unless my action is taking place in a dream.

If Donald Trump can say, “I tweet, therefore I am,” then René Descartes can say “I coordinate, therefore I am.”

by MathPlus November 27, 2018

i wish i knew you wanted me

a verse of one of the most legendary songs to ever exist. “I wish i knew you wanted me” - ‘Bad Habit’ by Steve Lacy

“i wish i knew you wanted me”

bro what?
the fuck you mean “what” do you even listen to lacy?

by breadbreadbreadhead July 20, 2022