HP

Hundred percent

Want to go to the pub tonight?
"Fuck yeah HP"

Dam she looks rough..

"HP mate"

by Shaneoss T November 5, 2020

HP Instant Ink

A printing service that Electronic Arts possibly made for Hewlett Packard, charging users based on how many pages they print. If you cancel, your printer cartridges die remotely.

I am not buying a new Hewlett Packard-branded printer because of HP Instant Ink. Epson is way better.

by The Real Driller January 21, 2025

HP

Some one that has a "Hamster Penis." or a micro dick measuring 5in. And below

Man Austins girl friend sure dose love his HP.

by GO egavas VA November 18, 2022

Hp

Spanish slang for hue puta

Me: hey mom I messed up badly

mom: hp ahora que

by Spicydougnut November 24, 2020

Hp

The short from Spanish sentence hija de puta (son of a slut)

What a hp! I hate you

by CoolLalivbsmart 😎🤟 August 19, 2021

HP Nerd

Harry Potter Nerd. Typically a weird person may want to stay away

Girl from tinder: Are you an HP Nerd like me? Um I'm your kind of weird.

by complete fuckup October 15, 2018

Hp

Hp is the best brother ever, they are usually the older brother of their amazing younger sister isa, they are awesome in every way and are so incredibly awesome, their sister isa. Hp can be silly at times but they're usually calm and cool, they can be found on the dark web for $27.95 (overpriced if you ask me) and have been known to love shopping online, going out with their friends, frogs, their friends, their amazing, awesome, jaw dropping, baller of a sister isa, and their amazeballs guitar akrisha, hp is known to always have the best style in basically everything under the sun (music, clothes, drawing etc.) He is one of the best people on earth and everyone should be lucky to have someone like Hp.

person: who's hp?

isa: hp is the best older brother ever, he always deals with my tantrums and my materialism, he is my favourite person ever and has always been there for me regardless of the situation, i love my brother with all my heart, he is probably the best thing that has ever happened to me. im so glad to be ending their year with them. (i love you hermano. )

by Ihavethebestbrotherever__08 December 21, 2023