HP

a lean, jojo, and hollow knight obsessed deerboy. makes short jokes anytime they're around anyone shorter than six foot.

person 1: lmaaoo ur so short!!! doorstopper ass
person 2: stop making short jokes ur being a real HP right now.

by ballscollectivecells April 19, 2023

HP

From french: habileté de la pensée. Used in the grading systems across french Canadian schools. used to reference someone's intelligence or a power move using a lot of iq. Often used sarcastically.

Bob: i put a mattress under the window so the girl can get out when my gf gets home
kyle: HP

by Yeetors May 31, 2021

HP

To take a shit.

Comes from "Hans Peter", which is a more correct word for taking a shit

Boys we are going to make a HP.

by Hp Manden April 25, 2023

HP

UK Punjabi slang for "Hindu Punjabi" (Hindus from the Indian State of Punjab)

Jaspal : Are the Kapoor family from Punjab?

Yuvraj : Yeah bro, they're all HPs ennit

by 5ecret5ingh January 07, 2025

Hp

Spanish slang for hue puta

Me: hey mom I messed up badly

mom: hp ahora que

by Spicydougnut November 24, 2020

HP

Some one that has a "Hamster Penis." or a micro dick measuring 5in. And below

Man Austins girl friend sure dose love his HP.

by GO egavas VA November 19, 2022

HP

House Party

“wanna hp sometime”

by Jessica Morgan November 19, 2018