hot pocket 

The most delicious snack you will ever eat, so good that it gives you a full body orgasm on the first bite.

Me and my hot pocket had a great time last night.

hot pocket by big smithy October 19, 2017

Hot Pocket 

When you're sitting down and push out a fart but shit comes out instead and squeezes up the back of your pants.

Oh Shit! I just gave myself a hot pocket!

Hot Pocket by Lothar January 13, 2018

Hot Pocket 

Slang for concealed carrying a firearm in a hoodie.

You really trina talk to me like that right now? You really think I'm walking around without a Hot Pocket?

Hot Pocket by Chrick the Rapper December 15, 2017

Hot Pocket 

When a woman has a hysterectomy and her uterus and crevice are removed, the vagina in essence leads to no where this becoming nothing more than a pocket. A hot pocket.

Lea had a hysterectomy, now her vagina is nothing more than a hot pocket

Hot Pocket by In Law Hate May 9, 2018

Hot Pocket 

When a girl farts and it goes forward, creeping into her Vagina.

I ate too many tacos last night and farted and made a hot pocket.

Hot Pocket by Ibuild. June 1, 2018

Hot pocket 

When you refer to someone as a hot pocket, you are complimenting them. If someone looks hot but you don’t want to be as direct, this is a more subtle approach.

Friend #1: “woahhhhh, look at that guy over there!”
Friend #2: “wow! He’s a hot pocket!”

Ex. 2

*Friend 1 sends a cute picture*
Friend 1: “hey! I’m bored!”
Friend 2: “me too! Btw... you’re looking like a hot pocket😂”

Hot pocket by Swizzyswizzle July 2, 2018

Hot Pocket 

The act of having sex with a tomato sauce covered penis.

I gave my girl the old hot pocket last night.

Hot Pocket by Bridgetroll July 25, 2018