Helena

Literally an angel. She will do anything to take care of you but always blames herself when something goes wrong. She is the most adorable thing in this world and doesn't realize how beautiful she is. She will be so defensive over you and gets mad once you even look in the direction of someone else. She's awful at ghosting people but is miserable that she cannot talk to you. If you aren't absolutely obsessed with anyone name Helena, get a life.

"Check her out! She's the best thing I've ever seen!"
"Of course she is man, she's Helena."

by deezballs221 March 24, 2022

helena

a person who dreams about a date that will never happen

you're such a "helena*

by Guus Bleek June 7, 2021

Helena Royle

One of the amazing deities of the Joulism Religion.

Typically, she is prayed to if you are wanting to pass important examinations such as your GCSEs.
Her most famous quote is "Ploem", which became important for prayer - came to be after misspelling Phloem.
Unfortunately, her whereabouts are currently unknown, which has saddened everyone.

Person 1: Have you prayed to Helena Royle?
Person 2: No, I haven't. Let's pray to her together
Person 1 & 2: Ploem, Ploem, Ploem...

by fraujoules September 22, 2021

Helena

An ugly, self loving bitch of a lady. Slightly smaller than a dress size 14 and absolutely gagging for it.

Damn that Helena was a good shag l

by The helencopter August 1, 2019

Helena

Helena is the most beautiful girl anybody will ever meet. No man in all of the world's history has been able to simply "MEET" Helena. Every single man in her life has fallen in love with her. She has the best most caring personality anybody could ever have. She's a real trooper and gets PERFECT grades. She's very intelligent and is a MAJOR movie buff. A certified filmbro. Although there may be a bunch of shit spoken about her, 99% of it is just HATERS hating!

the most beautiful ex i will never get over would definitely Helena

by 3pcie December 31, 2023