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sexual harassment

Just another woman at another job doing what expected of them.
Girl: Flirtatious smiles and other body movement; some conversation...

Guy: Is it all right if we keep talking?

Girl: Sure...yea, hehe

Later...

Guy: Can I call you sometime?

Girl: Ok

Later on... they talk for hours, things seem fine

Next day...

Guy sees girl...

Guy: Hi

Girl: Duhhhhh!...

And she shakes her head and walks past him like she doesn't know him, the ugly old losers or cheating or divorced alimony paying messed up teeth guys that have been after her for many years but no progress start instigating sexual harassment right away, the old women with marriage problems leap onto the bandwagon, the circus escapee guys join as well, the moron managers that don't like you would love to use this as a hedge against you, they offer her ridiculously easy overtime, "no work" positions, she plays on everyone's perception of what's happening....

But you're not sure what happening till until

You're screwed brother. You're surrounded by low peeps. Survive!
by ManWhoKnows April 2, 2008
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A phrase you adlib into a song after being wrong accused of harassment.
Maybe the dark is from your eyes. Maybe the dark is from being wrong accused of harassment.

After 9 days, I let the horse run free because I was wrongly accused of harassment.
by DesPERRYado November 4, 2004
mugGet the wrongly accused of harassmentmug.

wrong accused of harassment

Joke term used during songs to annoy people. Originated after malevolent Wendy's employee accused two innocent employees of harassment.
After 9 days, I let the horse run free because it was wrongly accused of harassment.
by DesPERRYado February 13, 2005
mugGet the wrong accused of harassmentmug.

reverse sexual harassment

when you sexually harass your victim by insisting they've sexual harassed you in contrary to the truth (they didn't)
news reporter:"reverse sexual harassment is all the rage now that we listen and believe anybody claiming to be a rape victim"

pleb:"officer please Steven Hawking just molested me"
officer:"you do realise if this person didn't actually molest you, your claims would be an act of fraud and harassment, specifically; reverse sexual harassment, acts of which are punishable by law"
by max kore December 1, 2017
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used as exclamation when people are awkward at your body
ewww taylor just eyeraped me!
what the sexual harassment?! gross!
by samarai anthem October 21, 2008
mugGet the what the sexual harassment?!mug.

Harass Short People Month

In the month October, it is Harass Short People Month. During this month you are legally allowed to harass anyone under 5’1. May it be children, midgets or people who have weak genetics. Anyone over 5’1 can participate in HSPM. Harassment can come in any forms. Extra points if you make the short person cry. This event lasts only through Oct 1 to Oct 31, so you better start thinking of ways to make the short people in your life miserable! Happy October!
Person 1: It October! You know what that means!”
Person 2: please spare me, I promise to grow over 5’1
Person 1: none shall live

Harass Short People Month is a fun activity for the whole family!
by dreamssoggycumsock October 9, 2021
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sexual harassment roulette

noun, a "game" where someone hopes that someone will not be caught in sexual harassment

An employer is playing it by not educating employees about sexual harassment.

A council is playing it in a sexual harassment court case when it's not clear what the opposing side will present and whether it will convince judge and/or jury
We had no idea what the witness would say, just another day of sexual harassment roulette.
by ShnitzelFritzel June 10, 2011
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