1. (verb) to trim personal hair around the genitals; to wax, pluck, cut, shape, shave, or curl ones own pubic hair.
2. (noun) a haircut preformed by self, to self that must be executed from a upside down perspective.
Before Thadius had removed his boxers as Kimmy requested, embarrasment dawned upon him for it had been awhile since he had given himself an upside down haircut.
The act of shaving a jerk's head, making him eat the hair, and then cutting his teeth out. All conversing during this exchange must be done so in a thick Boston accent.
Last night this jerkoff was grindin on O'Malley's girl, so he gave the kid a fuckin bunker hillhaircut.
1.) When your friend goes up to you and says my new haircut it means that they want to gogrind with bitches.
2.) An amazing video.
"Yo man, this is my new haircut. (my new fucking haircut). You know what that means? I'm getting some fucking pussy tonight. Bitches love me new haircut, and if they don't... fucking skanks."
Hey! Did you see his hamlet haircut? Shits got everyone fucked up today. He should be trying out for a Shakespeare play instead of coming to work like that.