Girl: Flirtatious smiles and other body movement; some conversation...
Guy: Is it all right if we keep talking?
Girl: Sure...yea, hehe
Later...
Guy: Can I call you sometime?
Girl: Ok
Later on... they talk for hours, things seem fine
Next day...
Guy sees girl...
Guy: Hi
Girl: Duhhhhh!...
And she shakes her head and walks past him like she doesn't know him, the ugly old losers or cheating or divorced alimony paying messed up teeth guys that have been after her for many years but no progress start instigating sexual harassment right away, the old women with marriage problems leap onto the bandwagon, the circus escapee guys join as well, the moron managers that don't like you would love to use this as a hedge against you, they offer her ridiculously easy overtime, "no work" positions, she plays on everyone's perception of what's happening....
But you're not sure what happening till until
You're screwed brother. You're surrounded by low peeps. Survive!
Guy: Is it all right if we keep talking?
Girl: Sure...yea, hehe
Later...
Guy: Can I call you sometime?
Girl: Ok
Later on... they talk for hours, things seem fine
Next day...
Guy sees girl...
Guy: Hi
Girl: Duhhhhh!...
And she shakes her head and walks past him like she doesn't know him, the ugly old losers or cheating or divorced alimony paying messed up teeth guys that have been after her for many years but no progress start instigating sexual harassment right away, the old women with marriage problems leap onto the bandwagon, the circus escapee guys join as well, the moron managers that don't like you would love to use this as a hedge against you, they offer her ridiculously easy overtime, "no work" positions, she plays on everyone's perception of what's happening....
But you're not sure what happening till until
You're screwed brother. You're surrounded by low peeps. Survive!
by ManWhoKnows April 02, 2008
Maybe the dark is from your eyes. Maybe the dark is from being wrong accused of harassment.
After 9 days, I let the horse run free because I was wrongly accused of harassment.
After 9 days, I let the horse run free because I was wrongly accused of harassment.
by DesPERRYado November 05, 2004
Joke term used during songs to annoy people. Originated after malevolent Wendy's employee accused two innocent employees of harassment.
by DesPERRYado February 13, 2005
On 14th December anyone is allowed to harass and send gore/disturbing things to any staff member with no punishment. If a staff member punishes a member for that they will be a ultimate loser for their entire life and will live in agony for not following the rules of the Lord Trollge.
by Crokkepokke December 12, 2020
when you sexually harass your victim by insisting they've sexual harassed you in contrary to the truth (they didn't)
news reporter:"reverse sexual harassment is all the rage now that we listen and believe anybody claiming to be a rape victim"
pleb:"officer please Steven Hawking just molested me"
officer:"you do realise if this person didn't actually molest you, your claims would be an act of fraud and harassment, specifically; reverse sexual harassment, acts of which are punishable by law"
pleb:"officer please Steven Hawking just molested me"
officer:"you do realise if this person didn't actually molest you, your claims would be an act of fraud and harassment, specifically; reverse sexual harassment, acts of which are punishable by law"
by max kore November 28, 2017
by samarai anthem September 04, 2008
In the month October, it is Harass Short People Month. During this month you are legally allowed to harass anyone under 5’1. May it be children, midgets or people who have weak genetics. Anyone over 5’1 can participate in HSPM. Harassment can come in any forms. Extra points if you make the short person cry. This event lasts only through Oct 1 to Oct 31, so you better start thinking of ways to make the short people in your life miserable! Happy October!
Person 1: It October! You know what that means!”
Person 2: please spare me, I promise to grow over 5’1
Person 1: none shall live
Harass Short People Month is a fun activity for the whole family!
Person 2: please spare me, I promise to grow over 5’1
Person 1: none shall live
Harass Short People Month is a fun activity for the whole family!
by dreamssoggycumsock October 09, 2021