grundle beard

synonym of ANAL BEARD. Extremely thick patch of hair between the anus and the ball sack, area also known as the "grundle"

Yo Merril shave my grundle beard for me i cant reach.

by SbTrEoVwEn January 13, 2009

guncle

A homosexual uncle. Every family usually has one of these.

I talked to my guncle about his commitment ceremony with his long-time boyfriend.

by Chickpea July 9, 2014

grundle duster

a strip of hair on the chin usually worn by men who are gay or a few appletinis away from sucking a dick

I think that guy is gay, he's drinking an appletini and has a grundle duster.

by King of the Diner Whores August 23, 2007

gunkle

gay uncle; an uncle that is gay.

I love my Gunkle Mark and my Gunkle Ed!

by lzybrunette April 24, 2010

grundle berries

Small encrusted pieces of poo that attach themselves to the hair on your gooch when wiping carelessly.

Kyle wanted Susan to lick his gooch but he had grundle berries.
Be sure to scrub your gooch extra hard in the shower to get those grundle berries off.
Hey dude check it out, this grundle berrie looks like Cosby.

by MATT, TONY AND GREG July 23, 2004

Guncle

A noun used to identify a non-related gay male who is regarded as an "honorary uncle" by his friends and their children. Often used as a term of endearment.

"Janie look at this beautiful Tiffany rattle your Guncle Johnny gave you when you were just a baby."

"Janie just got back from a day at the spa with her Guncle Johnny before her senior prom."

"Janie had fantastic centerpieces done by her Guncle Johnny at her wedding reception!"

by GuncleJ May 18, 2009

Grundle Shredder

A deliberate action in which the area between one's scrota and anus is beset by a ferocious manipulation, by way of hand, mouth, lead pipe, a wayward retainer or any other intrument (hereby defined as an object which is capable of damage to the aforementioned area).

When Martha found out that Gilgamesh was having sexual intercourse with her sister, she grabbed a bowling pin and gave him a grundle shredder that required twenty-three taint stitches.

by Frank Lucius Grelmo November 9, 2008