I save the Princess I stomp on the Goomba

A direct quote from 'Mario evades the IRS' by Solid jj. References Mario, as well as tropes of various games in the Super Mario franchise (i.e rescuing Princess Peach from kidnappings, or jumping on Goombas to clear platforming challenges). Commonly used to refer to the simplicity of Mario as a concept, by implying the character exists simply to regularly fulfill these two tasks.

Mario's purpose is essentially "I save the Princess I stomp on the Goomba."

by LJorSomething November 16, 2024

Goomba

An enemy from super mario. you kill it by jumping on his head.

It also looks like a black dick with a face.

If you die from a goomba you're a noob

by ._hello_. July 16, 2020

Goomba

Someone that is just acting stupid and does not know what the fuck they are doing or saying.

Sit down and shutup you are being a fucking goomba.

by Kwame Brown 133 October 10, 2018

Goomba

A silly person, the dumbass in your friend group.

“Stfu brett you’re a Goomba”

by Yung Chico May 22, 2018

Goomba

A common but all powerful mushroom shaped species In the Super Mario universe.

“ALL HAIL KING GOOMBA👑👑”

by King goomba January 18, 2023