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faggotry

the art or study of being a fag. calling one a fag is no different than gay. It actually has nothing to do with sexuality and only means essentially "lame" but with more emotion and resentment behind it. a perfect example is the south park episode "the f word" where fags were just obnoxiously annoying motor bikers that were causing an annoying level of noise pollution.
What kind of faggotry is this? Bikers can rev up their obnoxiously loud exhausts next to a library but a car with the same level of sound measured in dB is illegal. That is pure faggotry.
by edward.scissorhash August 23, 2019
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faggotry

(n.) drinking anything from an any hole
Lucifer is the main proponent of faggotry.
by zacharydestasolomon August 5, 2022
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Faggotry

When things are so far fetched it is beyond gay and classified as the act of faggotry.
Yo bruh, why you still at work? Man my boss got me caught up in all this faggotry.
by Alphadime June 11, 2016
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Faggotry

When people are being weird/ odd; the fuck shit
Jaylen: “Yea bro Jordan jus told me you stopped fw him cuz he was messing with your girl.”
Jaden: “Yea bro, ion mess with the faggotry.”
by Mula.1 May 13, 2020
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Stochastic Faggotry

1. When gay men engage in lewd sexual acts in public, especially during Pride Parades.
2. When progressives refer to conservative political opponents as “stochastic terrorists” simply because they disagree.
3. People who deliberately smoke weed or cigarettes without regard to rules or the comfort of others are engaging in stochastic faggotry.
Even if those 12 gentlemen who are engaging in public sex are making content for Diktok, they are still committing stochastic faggotry, and that is frowned upon. I’ve been here watching and frowning for over three hours.
by Stochasto September 30, 2025
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Ur Ancestry Full Of Faggotry

An unblockable attack on ones ancestral heritage, no force on earth can counter this insult the only option is to resign oneself to death
Robert: Hey Paul

Paul: Hey Robert guess what?
Robert: What?
Paul: "Ur ancestry full of faggotry!"
*Robert's brain immediately hemorrhages and blood gushes out of his nose while he seizes on the floor praying that the afterlife won't be cruel to him*
by Yuritz.y May 16, 2018
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Faggotry

Fucking yourself to spite your arse
Spending all of your time, seeking revenge online against someone, for deceiving you, wasting your time , would be faggotry
by Δ January 22, 2017
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