Auto-Erotic Taxation

The act of someone who gets off on raising taxes on his own.

Wisconsin Governor, Tony Evers, suffers from auto-erotic taxation.

by Berserker Dave February 2, 2024

Erotic Aneurysm

When you die on the toilet jacking one off but you die instead

He suffered an Erotic Aneurysm whilst sitting on the lavatory

by Dogsbosy August 6, 2022

Erotic walk

A sexual walk in which you touch eachother private parts you want to fuck but your in public so she grabs your throbbing dick and you feel her big tits

I want to go on an erotic walk with you

by Ilikeeroticwalkswithladys May 4, 2022

Erotic Gayming

A bad channel name idea

Person 1:I identify as lesbian, I play roblos and I act erotic, so I will name my channel Erotic Gayming
Person 2:Fick. I am allosexual, and I do not like seks. Learn a lesson

by IShipSkephalo December 27, 2021

Erotic

Erotic (adjective)

Juxtaposition to the real definition of erotic, this new definition doesn’t have much of a sexual meaning behind it. This word is simply used to describe the awe-inspiring aspects of life.

Synonyms: cool, marvelous, awesome, amazing

Antonyms: lame, uninspiring, dull

Man 1: Hey, did you see that movie last night?

Man 2: Yes, it was a very erotic film.

Man 1: Really? I mean I guess that one actress is somewhat cute but I wouldn’t call the movie ero—

Man 2: *Condescendingly laughs* No, not that type of erotic. Get your head out of the gutter!

by shavzus September 23, 2021

Erotic Fish

1) Agressively licking a fish to turn your partner on
2) Seafood smothered in cum

Would you like an Erotic Fish, sir?

by H4XOR13 September 25, 2021

Erotic Crockpot

To have a female spit on your gooch and mix it with your pre cum...sliding the mixture to your butthole and swirling it around in your ass.

At first I was timid...but after the Erotic Crockpot, it loosened me up and I rode her like a stallion!

by Drooby00 July 26, 2021