Corporate Eiffel Tower

Noun and verb.

When both your manager and client fuck you over at the same time.

They’re Eiffel Towering you, like the sex position in a threesome, but not in the good way.

Ex. Manager assigns last minute work and client hasn’t sent over what you asked for two weeks ago

Just got corporate Eiffel Towered, fml.

by corporate brand whore October 30, 2023

Eiffel Crunch

It's like the Eiffel Tower but in Crunch land.

OMJJJINGGLY BERRY'S! IT'S THE EIFFEL CRUNCH! SQUEEEEK.

by CrunchayMaster123 July 19, 2023

Eiffel Spy

The act of balancing several spies, by alternating the respective color on top, in the class-based shooter, Team Fortress 2.

Person 1: "What the hell is our team doing?"
Person 2: "I think they're trying to make an Eiffel Spy with some of the Red team."

by Eiffel Gang Co-Founder January 12, 2024

eiffelize

To look up to someone or admire them.

I eiffelize my mentor

by ObsidianGuy March 15, 2014

the eiffel tower slip n slide

When you roll a slip n slide off the Eiffel Tower, or another tall slanted structure, and go slide down, to your ultimate demise.

“Hey, wanna come with me on the Eiffel Tower slip n slide”

by Lofra August 8, 2022

Eiffel Tower

A sex position involving a threesome with a girl in the middle, both receiving and giving

During our fucking threesome, we fucked Eiffel Tower position where she was being fucked and sucking my friend at the same time

by DogOfDeviance February 26, 2024

Eiffel Blowout

An occurrence of coughing while farting at the same time.

While having a couging fit, I had an eiffel blowout.

by SprinkleODark March 17, 2023